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The noise that blue makes.Birdy hand finger.I think I've got this.Shoe Who.Having a little chuckle.The 75th question.Heg.You tuper super.It might be wind.The House Queens.

Series 13 was the thirteenth series of Taskmaster and aired on Channel 4 from 14 April to 16 June 2022. The series featured Ardal O'Hanlon, Bridget Christie, Chris Ramsey, Judi Love, and Sophie Duker as contestants and was won by Sophie Duker. This series had a Dia de los Muertos theme.

It marks the first full series since Series 9 to feature a studio audience, and is the first series since Series 5 to feature Fred the Swede.

Series breakdown[]

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Task Description Ardal O'Hanlon Bridget Christie Chris Ramsey Judi Love Sophie Duker
Episode 1: The noise that blue makes. (14 April 2022)
1 Prize: The thing that, if you found it in a skip, you would be most excited by. 1 5 4 2 3
2 Find all 10 ducks. You must stay in the lab. Fastest wins. 1 3 5 4 3
3 Create the best picture of the Taskmaster using only lipstick on your lips. 3 4 5 1 3
4 Devise a duel and have the duel with Alex. Most exhilarating duel wins. 2 3 4 1 5
5 Live: Count to 13 as a group, each player taking it in turns to say a number. Every time you say an odd number, you must also squat. Every time you say an even number, you must also jump. If you make a mistake, you are out. If you reach 13 or someone is eliminated, other rules will be introduced. If the Taskmaster thinks you have hesitated for too long, you will be eliminated. 3 1 5 2 4
Total 10 16 23 10 18
Episode 2: Birdy hand finger. (21 April 2022)
1 Prize: The object that you would most like to show to an alien. 5 2 2 2 2
2 Either tie a ribbon round the maypole or strike it with a ping pong ball. You must be properly blindfolded at all times and must never step beyond the rope. Fastest wins. 3 1 4 2 5
3 Reveal the coolest photo in your phone. 1 5 4 3 2
Recreate the coolest photo in your phone. Most accurate recreation wins.
4 Team: Score a goal with each of the exercise balls. You may only move the exercise balls on the pitch when driving the buggy. Each person must score a goal using their own personal wheels to drive the buggy and no-one may score two goals in a row. Fastest hat-trick wins. 5 3 5 3 3
5 Live: Identify the object under your table and draw it on the canvas on the underside of your table. You must also write down three words to describe your object. Most accurate drawing wins. You must also stare menacingly at the Taskmaster at all times. 1 5 3 4 1
Total 15 16 18 14 13
Episode 3: I think I've got this. (28 April 2022)
1 Prize: The item that sounds funniest when you say its name over and over again. 3 4 3 5 2
2 Accurately and emotionally recreate a great moment from history using these two traffic cones. Most accurate and emotional recreation wins. 4 5 2 1 3
3 Make all of these things happen at the same time. The monsters must be squatting. The robot must be walking. The marble must be rolling. The cradle must be clicking. The sand must be falling. The fidget spinner must be spinning. The candles must be out. You must applaud when you think you've finished. Fastest wins. 0 4 5 0 0
4 Enable Alex to bite his duck. You may not encroach upon the decking. Fastest wins. 2 5 1 3 4
Bonus for the person who gets Alex the least wet. 0 1 0 1 1
5 Team Live: As a team, put one of your faces and one of your legs through the hole. The Taskmaster will guess whether the leg belongs to the face or the other contestant. Most wrong guesses after three rounds wins. 2 6 2 6 6
Total 11 25 13 16 16
Episode 4: Shoe Who. (5 May 2022)
1 Prize: Best night-time thing. 5 4 2 1 3
2 Display the shoe Alex is thinking of. All the other shoes must be out of sight at the end of the attempt. You may only ask yes or no questions and you must say/do your given phrase/action after every answer. Fewest questions wins. 2 1 5 4 3
3 Team: Give Alex the best stag minute. By the end of the stag minute, Alex must be ready to get married. 5 4 5 4 4
4 Make a stirring speech for the Taskmaster out of this bunting. Longest speech that is deemed to be stirring by the Taskmaster wins. You may only use the letters currently on the bunting. 1 2 4 5 3
5 Live: Taking it in turns, roll a tyre down the Knappett. You must roll from on the stage. If your tyre does not pass the line, you may not roll any further tyres. If both your dolls topple, you may not roll any further tyres. Last doll standing wins. 4 5 1 2 3
T Turn over the most beer mats.
Total 17 16 17 16 16
Episode 5: Having a little chuckle. (12 May 2022)
1 Prize: Most surprising thing from their wardrobe. 4 5 1 3 2
2a Make this key difficult but possible to retrieve. 0 0 0 0 0
3 Give Alex a high-five. The third-fastest high-fiver wins. If you are the first or the last, you will receive no points. You must high-five Alex within 10 minutes. 4 0 4 0 5
4 Make the water level rise to the top of the big fish tank. You have 15 minutes to gather six things, then you must put all six things in the big fish tank. You may not put anything in the big fish tank before the 15 minutes are up and if any water leaves the big fish tank at any point, you are disqualified. Closest water level to the top of the big fish tank wins. No fish tanks may leave this room. 5 DQ DQ 4 DQ
2b Answer Alex's phone call. If you find a cuddly toy, you must carry it with you until you answer Alex's phone call. Also, you must be making a noise over 50dB for at least 50% of the time until you answer Alex's phone call. Fastest wins. 5 1 4 3 2
5 Live: Pop three red balls out of your hole. You may only pop out one ball at a time. If you pop out a black ball, you must stop popping out balls and scream for five seconds. If you pop out a white ball, everyone must stop popping out balls and dance like a worm for five seconds. If you pop out a duck, you are disqualified. Also, you must stare lovingly at the Taskmaster throughout the task. Fastest wins. 3 5 2 1 4
Total 21 11 11 11 13
Episode 6: The 75th question. (19 May 2022)
1 Prize: Most calming item. 5 1 4 2 3
2 Use the cement mixer for something other than mixing cement. Best use of a cement mixer other than mixing cement wins. Your time starts when Alex does an impression of you. 1 2 5 3 1
3 Record the highest number on this pedometer. 2 5 4 1 3
4 Hold a meeting with yourselves. There must be eight of you at the meeting. Most dramatic meeting moment wins. 4 1 2 5 3
5 Live: Correctly guess this person's first name. You must ask a yes or no question on your turn. If you take more than ten seconds to ask your question, you miss a go. The person who guesses correctly wins five points. 0 0 0 0 5
T Sing "I've won" in a low voice and "this tiebreak" in a high voice. Greatest vocal range wins.
Total 12 9 15 11 15
Episode 7: Heg. (26 May 2022)
1 Prize: Nicest thing to put your finger in. 5 3 3 3 4
2 Show off. Biggest show-off wins. 3 2 5 4 5
3 Team: Deliver a cocktail to Greg. Your cocktail must have the following ingredients: three different liquids shaken and stirred, one piece of fruit, quite a bit of ice. Every ingredient must pass through a head pipe before entering the Taskmaster's glass. Fastest wins. 2 5 2 5 5
4 Sculpt the most beautiful sculpture. Your sculpture must weigh exactly 150g and be entirely edible. 4 5 5 4 5
Completely consume your beautiful sculpture. Fastest wins. 2 1 3 5 4
5 Live: Build the tallest tower of toilet rolls in front of your spot. After 100 seconds, you will throw both of your shoes at the towers one at a time from the throwing spot. Whoever builds the tallest tower will throw first. Tallest toilet roll tower after all shoes are thrown wins. 4 3 1 3 5
Total 20 19 19 24 28
Episode 8: You tuper super. (2 June 2022)
1 Prize: Loveliest thing to hold above your head. 1 5 3 2 5
2 Learn Swedish. You'll have a five-minute conversation with a Swedish person in 15 minutes from now. The phrasebook and tablet must remain in the caravan. Best demonstration of the Swedish language wins. Your time started when you first said "Swedish". 5 4 1 2 3
3 Stick your tongue out as far as it will go and keep it out until further notice. Every time Alex blows his whistle, you must lick the lemon, then the sherbet, then the ice lolly. Every time Alex honks his horn, you must hold your tongue in front of the fan for five seconds. The tongue that sticks out for the longest time wins. 2 3 4 1 5
4 Walk through this doorway wearing the longest shoes and the biggest hat. You must open the door and walk through this doorway wearing your long shoes and big hat within the next 20 minutes. 4 5 1 2 3
Bonus: Most stylish. 1 0 0 0 0
5 Team Live: Write down five things that fit the category given by the Taskmaster. Your team will receive a point if both player write down the same thing. If someone from the other team writes the same word as you, that word must be wiped from the boards. The team with the most points wins. You have 30 seconds to write your things and must be silent and still throughout. 5 3 5 3 3
Total 18 20 14 10 19
Episode 9: It might be wind. (9 June 2022)
1 Prize: Best object with a handle. 5 2 1 4 3
2 Get the most surprising thing delivered to the Taskmaster house. 2 4 5 4 2
3 Make the longest cup snake and lie down next to it outside this building. You may only leave the building twice. 2 1 4 5 3
4 Poke a part of your body out of the shower curtain and waggle it about for 10 seconds. The Taskmaster will guess what part of the body it is. Biggest part of the body that the Taskmaster incorrectly identifies wins. 0 0 5 4 5
5 Live: Write down how many tin cans you think can fit in your bag. The highest predicted number fitted in a zipped-up bag within one minute wins. If you don't zip up your bag or fit your predicted number of tin cans in your bag, you will be disqualified. 5 DQ 4 DQ DQ
Total 14 7 19 17 13
Episode 10: The House Queens. (16 June 2022)
1 Prize: Finest family heirloom. 4 5 4 2 4
2 Identify the liquids. Most accurately identified liquids wins. 4 3 4 4 5
3 Get the most ducks in Alex's basket. You may only hold one duck at a time. If Alex rings his backwards bell, you must walk backwards until he honks his forwards horn. Alex will pedal as fast as he can unless you say one of the magic words. If you say a magic word, Alex will rest for 10 seconds. All the magic words are single-use magic words. 3 DQ 5 DQ 4
4 Team: Record the best multi-track song about your team. You must record all six tracks with your voice or body and each person must record the same number of tracks. Most powerful multi-track song wins. 3 5 3 5 5
5 Live: Draw a life-size self-portrait. Your nose must be poking through your nose hole at all times. Most accurate self-portrait wins. 1 5 5 2 4
Total 15 18 21 13 22
Grand Total 153 157 170 142 173

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