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Melon buffet.The pie whisperer.The poet and the egg.Down an octave.Little denim shorts.The last supper.

Melon buffet. is the first episode of Series 1 of Taskmaster and was first broadcast on Dave on 28 July 2015. The episode was won by Frank Skinner.

Episode breakdown[]

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Task Description Frank Skinner Josh Widdicombe Roisin Conaty Romesh Ranganathan Tim Key
1 Prize: Most unusual item. 4 1 2 3 5
2 In the lab, there is a watermelon. Eat as much watermelon as possible. 2 3 1 5 4
3 Paint the best picture of a horse whilst riding a horse. 5 3 1 4 2
4 Completely empty this bathtub. You must not remove the plug, tip or damage the bath. 4 3 2 5 1
5 Live: Pop up a tent. Get in the tent. Zip up the tent. Pop on a onesie in the tent. And emerge from the tent wearing the onesie. 4 3 1 2 5
T Find Alex.
Total 19 13 7 19 17

Contestant Introductions[]

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Frank Skinner - "He's wearing a suit because he's both professional and from a different generation to the others"

Josh Widdicombe - "A man who's chosen not to wear a suit and who clearly needs a haircut"

Roisin Conaty - "A woman I once genuinely witnessed calling for her mum because she'd seen a mouse"

Romash Ranganathan - "A man who has quickly gained a reputation in comedy for being livid all the time"

Tim Key - "A future Poet laureate, if some massive poet disaster happens"

Greg-Alex Introductory Skits[]

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Hello, I am Greg Davies and this is Taskmaster. In this show, I, Greg Davis, make some accomplished but needy comedians do stupid things for me. Why? Because I can, I'm a powerful man, look at me, thank you....My word is final, the contestants will definitely respect me.
- Greg Davies, The Taskmaster
Opening line
And as always, I am both aided and fluffed by my personal assistant, Alex Horne
- Greg Davies, The Taskmaster
Introducing Alex Horne

Greg suggested having a "bit of banter", Alex thanked Greg for giving him this opportunity before Greg asked about the prize tasks, after which Alex quickly said "I think you're tremendous" as a reply before he started the prize task.

Closing Line and Winner's Celebration[]

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Thank you for watching, and remember, learning to trust is one of life's most difficult tasks, isn't that right?
- Greg Davis, The Taskmaster, whilst glaring at Tim Key
Closing line

Frank Skinner won this episode, and lifted the Tim Key's reindeer skull to his head like a mask, shook Romesh Ranganathan's snowglobe, lifted up his own grape scissors and threw Joe Widdicombe's football down into the audience.

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