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| Sometimes spit. • An invisible jump rope. • My presumably scrotum. • Midnight picnic. • Maybe we're the monsters. • It's got to be obsolete. • Glass half most. • Science all your life. • Getaway sticks. • The clever side? | ||||||
Maybe we're the monsters. is the fifth episode of Series 19 of Taskmaster and was broadcast on Channel 4 on 29 May 2025. The episode was won by Jason Mantzoukas.
Episode breakdown[]
Spoilers!
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| “ | The five comics vying to win Greg Davies' golden head experience some moments of real discovery, as Rosie Ramsey has a revelation about monster identity, Stevie Martin finds a new use for her nail varnish and Jason Mantzoukas learns that lollipop ladies exist. Alex Horne gets comfy by a campfire to hear Fatiha El-Ghorri tell a disturbing story about a goat, before he's compelled to join in with Mathew Baynton's ode to storage. | ” |
| - British Comedy Guide | ||
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| Task | Description | Fatiha El-Ghorri | Jason Mantzoukas | Mathew Baynton | Rosie Ramsey | Stevie Martin |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Prize: The best object to bestow in your will to a relative against whom you are seeking revenge. | 2 | 5 | 5 | 3 | 1 |
| 2 | Be the least annoying person round the campfire. You must either sing a folk song, tell a ghost story or recite a beat poem and not be annoying. Your song, story or poem must either be about fast cars, barbecues or DIY and it can contain no more than 100 words. | DQ | 2 | DQ | 5 | 4 |
| 3 | Draw the monster. You must not turn around or leave the car. If you fail to honk your horn when you see a lollipop lady, you must surrender your picture for 30 seconds. | 3 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 2 |
| 4 | Shorten these pencils and place your shortened pencils in the pencil case. | 4 | 3 | 1 | 5 | 2 |
| Write down every word you said in this room before you opened this task. Also, you must write the same number of words in each colour, otherwise your total will be halved. You must not leave the lab. | ||||||
| 5 | Live: Pop a balloon when you hear its colour. Last to pop is eliminated. If you pop early, you are eliminated. | 2 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 5 |
| T | Make as many holes in this sheet of paper as possible. You may only use the hole punch once. | - | ✔ | - | ✘ | - |
| Total | 11 | 17 | 14 | 17 | 14 | |
Trivia[]
- This is the first episode in the UK show to have its episode title be a quote from Greg Davies' "what have we learned today?" at the end. It is the second episode to have the quote come from after the live task after Having a little chuckle.