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Make a stirring speech for the Taskmaster out of this bunting was a task featured on Series 13 of Taskmaster, as the fourth task in Shoe Who. The task was won by Judi Love.

Setup[]

Location Taskmaster House
Equipment Lettered-bunting
Timing 15 minutes
Measurement Longest speech in characters

Summary[]

The task was presented hanging on the bunting. The contestants had to make a stirring speech using the letters on the bunting. It had to be deemed stirring by the Taskmaster to count. Secretly, the red bunting spelt the phrase "Look under the desk!", which would reveal a speech made by Greg during the opening of a show (God's haemorrhoid.), that all the letters on the bunting (except for one K) would have spelt out: "I'm Greg Davies and I am the Taskmaster! I'm powerful and in peak physical condition".

Performance[]

Ardal O'Hanlon: Ardal's speech was: "I am seven types of rank tit, u r swel[l] man, hail TM". He used 36 characters, receiving 1 point.

Bridget Christie: Bridget's speech was: "Treat others carelessly oik, wind is God, wait!". She used 39 characters, receiving 2 points.

Chris Ramsey: Chris's speech was: "Sir! On my knee I implore u please let me win this task m good raaaaaa Dad". He used 57 characters long, receiving 4 points.

Judi Love: Judi's speech was: "A, hi Taskmaster I don't like u looking happy rass man I dare don't vex me End," using the exclamation mark as an X. She used 61 characters, receiving 5 points.

Sophie Duker: Sophie's speech was: "God damn if Sophie Duker wins Taskmaster, we all win her papa!". She used 51 characters, receiving 3 points.

Other Appearances[]

Stormester[]

A version of this task was featured on Season 8 of Stormester, where the contestants had to describe the show using the letters on bunting.

Trivia[]

Behind the Scenes[]

  • This was one of the first tasks Ardal undertook for the show.[1]

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