- ...and then a detective comes in.
- 100% Bosco.
- 40 things that are all the same and can all fit on a towel and are the best
- 412 steps.
- 9 x 7.
- A 1970s camping kettle.
- A Duck Archery Fanatic.
- A Long Denouement.
- A Political Hotcake.
- A bit of a pickle.
- A chair in a sweet.
- A coquettish fascinator.
- A couple of Ethels.
- A cuddle.
- A dance as old as time itself.
- A documentary about a despot.
- A fat bald white man.
- A foot of salt.
- A genie comes if you rub it.
- A good time, not a fast time.
- A hotly contested auction.
- A love bomb.
- A marvellous tool.
- A mute thing that most looks like it would have a cute voice (Taskmaster AU)
- A new business end.
- A novel about Russian Gulags.
- A pea in a haystack.
- A pistachio eclair.
- A possession that would most confuse a future archaeologist if you were buried holding it
- A pretty skux cartwheel.
- A show about pedantry.
- A three ring man.
- A very nuanced character.
- A very soft thing which would be most beneficial for Greg Davies
- A wind-dried puffin.
- A yardstick for failure.
- Aaron Chen
- Abby Howells
- Absolute casserole.
- Absolutt gefyll
- Accurately and emotionally recreate a great moment from history using these two traffic cones
- Achieve a rally of exactly 24 shots
- Achieve the greatest splat
- Achieve the most impressive effect with a single breath
- Act out a nursery rhyme for the Taskmaster to guess
- Activate Jamali.
- Adrian Chiles
- Age or de-age yourself (Taskmaster AU)
- Air Horn Andy.
- Aisling Bea
- Al Murray
- Alan Davies
- Alan Tyler
- Alex Horne
- Alice Levine
- Alice Snedden
- All Saints Pastoral Centre and Chapel
- Always a plan B.
- Always forks and marbles.
- Am I an idiom?
- Ambience and information.
- Amelia Dimoldenberg
- An Intervention.
- An absolute pedant.
- An imbalance in the poppability.
- An invisible jump rope.
- An orderly species.
- Anchor these balloons using only bread
- Andy Zaltzman
- Angella Dravid
- Ania Magliano
- Anisa Nandaula
- Anne Edmonds
- Another spoon.
- Answer Alex's phone call
- Answer the cheese phone
- Answer the phone Gary.
- Apologise to Alex for something you've done
- Apropos of Apoppo.
- Aquatic sewing machine.
- Ardal O'Hanlon
- Are you okay?
- Arrange the lollies in rainbow order on the board in front of you
- Arrange the seven objects in a line on the table in order of how many sides they have
- As a team, put one of your faces and one of your legs through the hole
- As a team, use your own shadows to spell Taskmaster (Taskmaster AU)
- Asim Chaudhry
- Askmaster
- Assistantbury.
- Astro blasters.
- At your service.
- Atle Antonsen
- Attach as many balloons together as possible
- Avoid getting wet by Tom (Taskmaster AU)
- Avoid the Taskmaster's big ball
- Avoid the rubbish robots
- BMXing!
- BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM.
- Babben Larsson
- Babátúndé Aléshé
- Back throw a Swede
- Bag the heaviest thing from the furthest distance
- Balance Alex
- Balance either all the mints or all the biscuits on a spaghetti bridge
- Balance your swedes on your Swede
- Balloon carcasses.
- Barn Elms Sports Trust
- Barn liker vold
- Barnes Hockey Club Pitch
- Bash the big bell with the bowling ball
- Basic recipe 28.
- Basil Brush
- Bats, bats, hang up.
- Be British (Taskmaster NZ)
- Be a man (Taskmaster AU)
- Be as unhealthy as possible (Taskmaster NZ)
- Be at the highest number barrel when Alex blows his whistle again
- Be humble as pie about your pie (Taskmaster AU)
- Be photographed in the most unusual situation wearing this fez
- Be tall, a ball, or Paul (Taskmaster NZ)
- Be the best waiter
- Be the least annoying person round the campfire
- Be the most excited to meet your teammates (Taskmaster NZ)
- Be the most impressive load bearer
- Beat Alex at table tennis while being interviewed by him
- Become another contestant (Taskmaster NZ)
- Become one with nature (Taskmaster NZ)
- Become the best multi-headed creature
- Become the person the Taskmaster shouts
- Behrouz Badreh
- Beklager, Atle
- Ben Hurley
- Bernard Mannequin
- Best D.I.Y (Taskmaster NZ)
- Best Friends.
- Best Greg Davies merchandise that isn't on the market but should be on the market
- Best baffling mystery (Taskmaster NZ)
- Best bag
- Best battery-operated item
- Best bedding
- Best burstable item
- Best chair
- Best collection (Kongen Befaler)
- Best conversation starter (Taskmaster AU)
- Best defunct thing
- Best dinner party guest
- Best drinking vessel
- Best face
- Best fancy dress
- Best form of protection
- Best gift for an enemy (Taskmaster NZ)
- Best gift for their 12-year-old self (Taskmaster NZ)
- Best green thing (Taskmaster NZ)
- Best hairy thing that isn't alive
- Best item for keeping things in that isn't just a regular item for keeping things in
- Best key
- Best liquid
- Best membership/subscription
- Best night-time thing
- Best object that you've borrowed from a fairly close friend
- Best object to bestow in your will to a relative against whom you are seeking revenge
- Best object with a handle
- Best pair of things
- Best piece of art you paid $50 or less for (Taskmaster AU)
- Best piece of memorabilia
- Best pointy thing
- Best present for Paul (Taskmaster NZ)
- Best present for a doctor
- Best see-through item
- Best sheep-related item
- Best sign
- Best single-word object you own and love that gets the best reaction when introduced following a drum roll
- Best slippery thing
- Best thing
- Best thing for a grown-up that is meant for a child
- Best thing for a middle-aged man to keep on his bedside table
- Best thing for a person that is meant for an animal
- Best thing from a shed
- Best thing from the '90s
- Best thing from the Taskmaster's year of birth (Taskmaster AU)
- Best thing on a stick (Taskmaster NZ)
- Best thing that delights all five of the senses (Taskmaster NZ)
- Best thing that has a surprise aspect to it
- Best thing that has been inside you
- Best thing that has five things on it
- Best thing that has quite a few layers
- Best thing that is bigger at the top than the bottom
- Best thing that is very long and thin
- Best thing that probably has a spring in its mechanism
- Best thing that reminds them of home (Taskmaster NZ)
- Best thing that rhymes with "information" (Taskmaster NZ)
- Best thing that they've invented
- Best thing that weighs exactly 10Kg (Taskmaster NZ)
- Best thing that will actually change your life for the better the most
- Best thing that you can get into
- Best thing that you would wish for if you had one wish from a genie
- Best thing the Taskmaster has never seen before (Taskmaster NZ)
- Best thing they've made themselves
- Best thing they've taken from somebody else's house
- Best thing to bring to a party
- Best thing to celebrate with on a stage
- Best thing to hang on a wall that you wouldn't normally hang on a wall
- Best thing to have at night (Taskmaster NZ)
- Best thing to have on a desert island (Taskmaster NZ)
- Best thing to play about with in your bathroom
- Best thing to snap (Taskmaster NZ)
- Best thing to take on a road trip (Taskmaster NZ)
- Best thing with loads of holes in it
- Best thing with wings
- Best thing within a thing (Taskmaster NZ)
- Best thing you've ever received in the post
- Best thing you can't live without (Taskmaster NZ)
- Best thing you can carry, but only just
- Best thing you can either ride or rip
- Best thing you can operate with your hand
- Best thing you nearly keep throwing away but can't quite bring yourself to
- Best thing you take everywhere with you but struggle to fit in your bag
- Best thing you use for something other than its actual purpose
- Best tube
- Best voucher (Taskmaster NZ)
- Best weekend (Taskmaster NZ)
- Big Zuu
- Big stupid things.
- Biggest anticlimax
- Biggest bargain (Taskmaster NZ)
- Bing Bang Schlong.
- Birdy hand finger.
- Blow a feather across the table as fast as possible
- Blow an item the furthest on the Knappett
- Blow out the candle in the most bold and beautiful way (Taskmaster NZ)
- Blow something substantial off this table
- Blow the candle out from the furthest distance
- Blow this egg the furtherest from the table (Taskmaster NZ)
- Blow up the biggest balloon whilst blindfolded
- Bob Mortimer
- Bob when you hear the surname of a famous Bob
- Boing boing.
- Boldest belt
- Bonus Points
- Bounce a ball on the bar
- Bounce one of these balls so that it lands in that bin
- Bounce or don't bounce on your tramp or on your step (Taskmaster AU)
- Bounce something the highest (Kongen Befaler)
- Bready bready bready.
- Break something into the most parts and completely fix it
- Break the dozen eggs from the furthest distance (Taskmaster AU)
- Break up your marriage (Taskmaster NZ)
- Bree Tomasel
- Bridget Christie
- Bring Alex his dinner
- Bring Me The Head of The Taskmaster
- Bring a classic artwork to life (Taskmaster NZ)
- Bring a classic board game to life
- Bring your sausage to life
- Brother Alex.
- Brush Paul's teeth from the furthest distance (Taskmaster NZ)
- Brynley Stent
- Bubbah
- Buckinghamshire Railway Centre
- Build a big flag of the country written on your card (Taskmaster NZ)
- Build a castle out of wheat biscuits (Taskmaster NZ)
- Build a paper plane and fly it the furthest (Taskmaster NZ)
- Build a tower, then topple your tower so that yoghurt lands in a numbered square
- Build a tower of bricks on this trolley, then push it down the slope
- Build a tower out of the cans in the lab
- Build a tower using only onions (Taskmaster NZ)
- Build the best volcano
- Build the highest bridge over the middle of the red green
- Build the highest tower
- Build the highest tower of bricks on the table behind you
- Build the lightest tower
- Build the most robust statue of the most delicate thing
- Build the tallest skyscraper out of the boxes without leaving your designated areas (Taskmaster NZ)
- Build the tallest toilet paper tower in the middle of this trampoline (Taskmaster NZ)
- Build the tallest tower of packaging (Kongen Befaler)
- Build the tallest tower of toilet rolls
- Build the tallest tower of toilet rolls (Taskmaster NZ)
- Bump Paul's boat (Taskmaster NZ)
- Burn the task as fast as possible (Kongen Befaler)
- Burst the balloon six seconds after Paul says "burst" (Taskmaster NZ)
- Burst this balloon from the furthest distance
- Burying a backpacker.
- Bust out of this prison (Taskmaster NZ)
- Butt heavy.
- Butter in the microwave.
- Buy Atle a Christmas present (Kongen Befaler)
- Buy a gift for the Taskmaster
- Bäst i Test
- Bård Ylvisåker
- CHARGE (Taskmaster AU)
- Call an older family member and make them hang up on you (Taskmaster AU)
- Camouflage yourself
- Camouflage yourself (Kongen Befaler)
- Captain Jackie and the hotdog.
- Capture the most remarkable footage on this doorbell camera
- Capture your relationship with a classic family home video moment
- Carina Berg (episode)
- Caring Uncle Minpict.
- Carol Vorderman
- Carry a briefcase of either nothing or onions across the stage (Taskmaster NZ)
- Catapult this shoe into the bath
- Catch a grape with this tuba from the furtherest distance (Taskmaster NZ)
- Catch all the red balls, catch all the yellow balls, catch the blue ball
- Catch something
- Catch the most monsters in your boxes
- Catch the most socks and put them in your laundry basket
- Catch the potatoes in the potato hat
- Catch the rabbit (Kongen Befaler)
- Catch the rat
- Catch three balls on your head
- Celebrate a football goal (Taskmaster NZ)
- Celebrate today's National Day (Taskmaster AU)
- Champion of Champions
- Champion of Champions 2
- Champion of Champions 3
- Champion of Champions 4
- Channel 4
- Charlotta Björck
- Charlotte Ritchie
- Cheapest luxury thing (Taskmaster NZ)
- Cheekiest food
- Cheekiest thing in a box (Taskmaster AU)
- Cheer up this former traffic warden
- Chesham Town Hall
- Chesham United Football Club
- Chiltern Open Air Museum
- Chip Biffington.
- Choose a finger and create an ad for it (Taskmaster AU)
- Choose a length for this pole then guide it through the course
- Choose a new nickname based on something you do
- Choose a piece of fruit and hit it as far as you can with your choice of bread (Taskmaster NZ)
- Choose an item to place in the vessel to raise the water level (Taskmaster AU)
- Choose three of your five senses to lose for the next task and place them in the bin (Taskmaster NZ)
- Choreograph a dance for you and Alex to perform to any of the following ringtones
- Choreograph the most elaborate and enthralling fight scene, then perform it in slow motion
- Chris Parker
- Chris Ramsey
- Christoeuf Coulant.
- Claire Zolkwer
- Clap as many times as possible
- Clap as many times as possible (Taskmaster AU)
- Clapham Grand
- Claudia Winkleman
- Clean the most profound picture of majestic nature on a dirty thing
- Clearly scream the name of your crop (Taskmaster NZ)
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