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| Join our cult. • Butter in the microwave. • Five miles per day. • Quisps. • Another spoon. • Bready bready bready. • A cuddle. • Shaqinahat. • Don't like them go bang. • Think about the spirit. | ||||||
Join our cult. is the first episode of Series 9 of Taskmaster and was first broadcast on Dave on 4 September 2019. The episode was won by Rose Matafeo.
Episode breakdown[]
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| Task | Description | David Baddiel | Ed Gamble | Jo Brand | Katy Wix | Rose Matafeo |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Prize: Most stressful thing. | 4 | 2 | 3 | 5 | 2 |
| 2 | Hide three aubergines in this room. | 1 | 5 | 2[1] | 3[1] | 4 |
| 3 | Arrange the lollies in rainbow order on the board in front of you. You may only take off your goggles if you find the dodo. You may only accuse one thing of being a dodo. | 3 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 5 |
| 4 | Make the most dramatic entrance. | 1 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 5 |
| 5 | Live: Draw the second longest snake. Your snake must be at least half an inch wide at all points. Your snake must be neatly curled up again after 3 minutes. | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Bonus: Best snake. | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | |
| Total | 14 | 16 | 12[1] | 12[1] | 17 | |
Notes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2 1.3 Whilst it took Alex 7:38 to find Jo's aubergines and 5:25 to find Katy's, Katy was awarded 3 points and Jo awarded 2 points, although Jo should have been awarded 3 points and Katy 2 points. The scores for the episode and total points for the series both reflect this unexplained change to the points said to be awarded for this task.