Episode list

This is a list of all Taskmaster episodes.

Series 1

Episodes from Series 1:

Task	Description	Frank Skinner	Josh Widdicombe	Roisin Conaty	Romesh Ranganathan	Tim Key
Episode 1: Melon buffet. (28 July 2015)
1	Prize: Most unusual item.	4	1	2	3	5
2	In the lab, there is a watermelon. Eat as much watermelon as possible.	2	3	1	5	4
3	Paint the best picture of a horse whilst riding a horse.	5	3	1	4	2
4	Completely empty this bathtub. You must not remove the plug, tip or damage the bath.	4	3	2	5	1
5	Live: Pop up a tent. Get in the tent. Zip up the tent. Pop on a onesie in the tent. And emerge from the tent wearing the onesie.	4	3	1	2	5
T	Find Alex.	✔	–	–	✘	–
Total		19	13	7	19	17
Episode 2: The pie whisperer. (4 August 2015)
1	Prize: Most impressive item.	4	2	3	1	5
2	High-five a 55-year-old.	2	5	4	1	3
3	Identify the contents of these pies. You may touch the pies, but may not breach their pastry.	1	2	4	3	5
4	Do something that will look impressive in reverse. The Taskmaster will see whatever act you perform played backwards. You must therefore do something backwards that will look impressive when the footage is played in reverse.	1	4	5	5	3
5	Live: Crack the code, unshackle yourself and sprint 1 metre.	1	3	5	4	2
Total		9	16	21	14	18
Episode 3: The poet and the egg. (11 August 2015)
1	Prize: Most meaningful item.	4	2	1	5	3
2	Throw a teabag into a mug from the farthest distance.	4	DQ	2	3	5
3	Using this device to track your route, create the best image for the Taskmaster. Pop a balloon to signal you have finished your image.	2	5	1	4	3
4	Buy the best present for the Taskmaster. Here is £20.	3	5	4	2	1
5	Using only the items currently on this table, get this egg as high as possible. The egg must not break.	0	5	0	4	0
6	Live: Stand up after 100 seconds.	2	5	1	4	4
T	What is Frank Skinner's age in minutes?	–	✔	–	✘	–
Total		15	22	9	22	16
Episode 4: Down an octave. (18 August 2015)
1	Prize: Most beautiful item.	3	4	2	1	5
2	Make this ice block disappear as fast as possible.	4	5	3	2	1
3	Team: Get to 11 points as fast as possible.	1	2	2	2	1
4	Fill an egg cup with as many tears as possible.	5	3	1	4	1
S	Count the beans in this baked bean tin.	–	1	–	–	–
	Count the hoops in this tin of spaghetti hoops
	Count the grains of rice in this bag of rice.
5	Live: Memorise the names of an Australian rules football team.	1	1	1	1	1
Total		14	16	9	10	9
Episode 5: Little denim shorts. (25 August 2015)
1	Prize: Most valuable item.	4	5	1	3	2
2	Get this boulder as far from this place as possible.	4	5	1	2	3
3	Grow the longest nail.	3	5	2	4	1
4	Team: Make this bed to a hotel standard whilst holding hands. Your time ends when you get in the bed. Hold hands now.	2	0	0	0	2
5	Make this Swedish person blush as deeply as possible.	3	1	5	4	2
6	Live: Blow up the biggest balloon whilst blindfolded.	4	2	5	3	DQ
Total		20	18	14	16	10
Episode 6: The last supper. (1 September 2015)
1	Prize: Most satisfying item.	2	4	1	3	5
2	Get the lowest golf score using eggs. You must complete the 5 holes using chicken eggs. You score will be calculated as follows: Shots x eggs x minutes.	4	2	5	1	3
3	Team: Stage a realistic blooper from a home movie.	2	0	0	0	2
4	Make the best meal for the Taskmaster using ingredients beginning with every letter of the alphabet.	5	1	1	4	3
5	Live: Wearing boxing gloves, put the blue sweets in the empty bowl. Non-blue sweets will be subtracted from your total.	3	2	1	4	5
Total		16	9	8	12	18
Grand Total		93	94	68	93	88

Series 2

Episodes from Series 2:

Task	Description	Doc Brown	Joe Wilkinson	Jon Richardson	Katherine Ryan	Richard Osman
Episode 1: Fear of failure. (21 June 2016)
1	Prize: Most important document.	4	5	2	3	2
2	Place these three exercise balls on the yoga mat on the top of that hill. The task is complete when all three balls sit fully inflated and stationary on the mat.	1	2	4	3	5
3	Get this potato into the golf hole. You may not touch the red green.	2	DQ	5	3	4
4	Find out the following information from this Swedish person. The Swedish person may not speak or write in English.	2	1	3	5	4
5	Live: Pack for your holiday. All items must either be packed in your hand luggage or worn on your body.	0	0	4	3	5
Total		9	8	18	17	20
Episode 2: Pork is a sausage. (28 June 2016)
1	Prize: Trendiest item of clothing.	5	2	3	4	1
2	Eat me (an egg). Fastest wins.	4	2	3	0	5
3	Make the best music video for a nursery rhyme.	5	2	5	4	3
4	Using this camera, take a picture of an inanimate object that looks like you.	1	2	4	3	5
5	Order the following pizza for the Taskmaster: Extra large vegetarian pizza with pepperoni and bacon, and without tomato and cheese. You may not use the following words: EXTRA, LARGE, VEGETARIAN, PIZZA, PEPPERONI, BACON, TOMATO, CHEESE	2	4	5	3	1
	Bonus: Make the pizza person say the word "bubbles".	1	1	0	1	0
6	Live: Using these big chopsticks, get these potatoes into your basket. You must only hold the big chopsticks on the grips provided. The big chopsticks alone may touch the potatoes in turn. Whoever has the most potatoes.	0	0	5	4	DQ
Total		18	13	25	19	15
Episode 3: A pistachio eclair. (5 July 2016)
1	Prize: Best dinner party guest.	3	5	1	4	2
2	Impress this mayor.	2	3	1	5	4
3	Make the most unexpected silhouette on this screen.	1	3	5	2	4
4	Buy a gift for the Taskmaster.	3	2	1	4	5
5	Team: Put on this blindfold, then instruct only the person closest to you to open their task.	0	-	-	-	-
	Team: Put the earplugs in your ears and the ear protectors over the earplugs, then continue reading. You must remain within your bandstand. Instruct the next person to open their task.	-	0	-	-	5
	Team: Do not read this out loud. Get a potato.	-	-	5	0	-
6	Live: Throw the rabbits into your hat.	12	12	4	15	7
Total		21	25	17	30	27
Episode 4: Welcome to Rico Face. (12 July 2016)
1	Prize: Coolest blue thing.	3	4	5	2	1
2	Rescue the cat.	4	3	2	5	0
3	Conceal this pineapple on your person. No part of the pineapple may be thrown away.	2	1	5	4	3
4	Set a fun task. Your task must take no more than one minute.	0	0	-	0	0
	Guess who set you each task.	-	-	4	-	-
5	Team: Using only the items on the rug, construct the best thing for the Taskmaster.	4	4	1	4	1
6	Live: Create the highest tower using only these potato-based items. Your potato tower must be self-standing. Your potato tower must be built on the table. Your potato tower will be measured from the tabletop to the highest potato point.	5	0	0	0	0
Total		18	12	17	15	5
Episode 5: There's strength in arches. (19 July 2016)
1	Prize: Best piece of memorabilia.	2	1	3	4	5
2	Get all this shopping into the shopping trolley.	DQ	5	DQ	3	4
3	Team: Make the best stop-motion film starring this potato.	2	2	3	2	3
4	Make a bridge over the river using only items on this table. Highest self-supporting bridge wins. The bridge alone must support the potato. You must not touch the Taskmaster's house.	4	3	5	1	2
5	Live: Put on a pair of food handling gloves, eat a whole banana correctly, put on a tie, and clap as many times as possible.	4	0	2	3	5
Total		12	11	13	13	19
Grand Total		78	69	90	94	86

Notes

Series 3

Episodes from Series 3:

Task	Description	Al Murray	Dave Gorman	Paul Chowdhry	Rob Beckett	Sara Pascoe
Episode 1: A pea in a haystack. (4 October 2016)
1	Prize: Most flamboyant clock.	4	3	1	2	5
2	Get to the microwave in as few steps as possible and open the door before the microwave dings.	4	2	DQ	5	3
3	Propel this pea the furthest distance. Your pea must land and remain on the red carpet.	5	DQ	2	4	3
4	Make the best snowman.	3	5	1	2	4
5	Live: Balance your swedes on your Swede. Your Swede must remain standing at all times. Your swedes may only balance on the exterior of your Swede.	5	3	4	2	1
Total		21	13	8	15	16
Episode 2: The dong and the gong. (11 October 2016)
1	Prize: Heaviest item that can fit in a shoebox.	3	5	2	4	1
2	Surprise Alex when he emerges from the shed in one hour.	4	3	1	5	2
3	Team Puzzle: Release Alex.	0	0	0	5	5
4	Create the best upside-down self portrait using only the materials supplied. The Taskmaster will judge the picture when it has been rotated 180 degrees.	5	3	2	2	4
5	Pop the balloons.	1	3	4	5	2
6	Live: Unravel a whole roll of sticky tape. Put the unraveled sticky tape in your lunchbox. Close your lunchbox.	5	3	4	0	2
Total		18	17	13	21	16
Episode 3: Little polythene grief cave. (18 October 2016)
1	Prize: Best battery-operated item.	2	1	4	5	3
2	Fill this egg cup with your own sweat.	DQ	3	5	2	4
	Bonus: You must complete the whole task speaking in an accent different to your own for 20 minutes.	–	–	-	0	–
3	Make the best domino rally.	1	4	5	3	1
4	Buy a gift for the Taskmaster.	3	5	2	4	1
5	Create the best flag meal.	2	5	4	1	3
6	Live: Anchor these balloons using only bread.	1	3	2	4	5
Total		9	21	22	19	17
Episode 4: A very nuanced character. (25 October 2016)
1	Prize: Shiniest thing.	1	3	5	2	4
2	Spread your clothes as far and wide as possible at your own expense. You must discard four items of clothing that you're currently wearing.	5	3	1	4	2
3	Find out what this gentleman did for a living. You can ask him any question but you must whisper at all times. The gentleman can only nod or shake his head. The gentleman can only lie.	5	4	1	2	3
4	Team: Make the most special effect.	3	3	3	2	2
5	Live: Wearing a blindfold, cover yourself in sticky notes. Sticky notes must be applied individually.	2	4	1	5	3
S	Have the most fun on this bouncy castle.	–	–	0	–	–
Total		16	17	11	15	14
Episode 5: The F.I.P. (1 November 2016)
1	Prize: Photo of the most handsome relative.	4	5	1	3	1
2	Move the water from bucket A to bucket B. You must not move the buckets.	5	DQ	3	4	3
3	Team: Wearing one of these hands on each of your hands at all times, communicate to your teammates the names of these films, books or TV programmes. You may not raise your voice.	5	5	5	0	0
4	Do something that looks brilliant when sped up or slowed down.	2	3	3	5	5
5	Live: Place one or more doughnuts on your stick. You have 100 seconds, after which the person with the lowest unique whole number of doughnuts on their stick wins.	0	0	0	5	0
Total		16	13	12	17	9
Grand Total		80	81	66	87	72

Series 4

Episodes from Series 4:

Task	Description	Hugh Dennis	Joe Lycett	Lolly Adefope	Mel Giedroyc	Noel Fielding
Episode 1: A fat bald white man. (25 April 2017)
1	Prize: Most interesting autograph on the most interesting vegetable.	1	2	3	4	5
2	Destroy this cake.	1	5	2	3	4
3	Create the best caricature of the person on the other side of the curtain. You may not look at the person. The person may only say yes and no.	1	4	3	2	5
	Bonus: Find out the person's full name..	1	0	0	1	0
4	Fell all the rubber ducks.	5	3	4	1	2
5	Live: Make the most juice. You must pick one fruit and one tool. If you pick the same tool as someone else, you must juice blindfolded. If you pick the same fruit as someone else, you must juice one-handed. If you pick the same fruit and tool as someone else, you must juice blindfolded, one-handed and bouncing up and down.	4	3	1	5	2
Total		13	17	13	16	18
Episode 2: Look at me. (2 May 2017)
1	Prize: Most boastful item.	1	2	4	3	5
2	Keep the basketball on the running machine for as long as possible. You may not touch the basketball or the running machine.	5	2	4	3	1
3	Paint the best picture of the Taskmaster. Only the paint, and brush may touch the mat, easel and canvas.	DQ	4	2	3	5
	Bonus: Also, you must smile at the camera with increasing enthusiasm every 30 seconds.	–	0	-	-	–
4	Team: Land the flour on the target. You may not leave the bandstand.	5	DQ	DQ	5	DQ
5	Without touching the egg or the egg cup, get the egg into the egg cup. You may only use the equipment currently on the table. If you touch a piece of equipment that another contestant touches, you will both receive a 1 minute penalty per piece of equipment touched.	2	3	5	1	4
6	Live: Looking at the Taskmaster at all times and with your arms always beneath your hairdressing smock, attach as many balloons together as possible.	4	2	3	5	3
Total		17	13	18	20	18
Episode 3: Hollowing out a baguette. (9 May 2017)
1	Prize: Best membership/subscription.	1	3	4	2	5
2	Camouflage yourself.	4	4	2	1	5
3	Team: Make a trailer for Taskmaster The Movie.	3	2	2	3	2
4	Persuade three dogs to stand on the red mat. Exactly 12 legs must be stood on the red mat at the same time.	3	5	-	1	4
	Persuade three chickens to stand on the red mat at the same time.	-	-	4	-	-
5	Without moving the fishbowls, transfer the water from fishbowl A to fishbowl B. You may only use the items on this table. Also, you must commentate on your attempt throughout the task, always referring to yourself in the third person.	4	5	DQ	1	3
	Bonus: If you eat any of the chocolate you will be docked five points.	0	-5	DQ	-5	0
6	Live: Take it in turns to say a 5-letter word whenever the music stops. You may not say a word that has been previously said. If you fail to say a word before the music starts again, you're eliminated and the game continues with different length words.	0	5	0	0	0
T	Decant the wine into another bottle from atop an umpire's chair.	–	✔	–	–	✘
Total		15	19	12	3	19
Episode 4: Friendship is truth. (16 May 2017)
1	Prize: Most surprising picture of themselves.	1	4	5	3	2
2	Make the highest splash.	2	3	1	4	5
	Bonus: Before your you commence the task you must say who you think will win the task. Those who correctly guess the winner will win an extra five points.	0	0	0	0	0
3	Choreograph a dance for you and Alex to perform to any of the following ringtones.	1	2	3	5	5
4	Create a portrait of a celebrity using loo roll. There is a camera above your head. The mat beneath your feet is your canvas.	3	4	2	2	5
5	Do the most incredible thing with this pommel horse.	5	3	1	5	3
6	Live: Make the highest tower using these tubes.	5	3	3	5	3
Total		17	19	15	24	23
Episode 5: Meat. (23 May 2017)
1	Prize: Cutest thing.	1	4	5	2	3
2	Slide the furthest.	4	2	1	5	3
3	Maintaining constant eye contact and making continuous small talk with this Swedish person, put on the wetsuit, flippers, face mask and snorkel. Your head may not leave the Swedish person's frame at any point. You may not move the laptop from its current position.	3	4	5	2	DQ
	Bonus: Whoever puts the wetsuit on best.	0	1	0	0	0
	Bonus: Best small talk.	0	0	0	0	1
4	Team: Put as many different things in the bathtub.	5	-	0	-	-
	Team: Seal the top of this bathtub with cling film.	-	0	-	5	-
	Team: Fill the bathtub with water.	-	-	-	-	0
5	Throw something into something.	3	2	1	5	4
6	Live: Make the longest continuous noise.	4	5	3	2	1
	Bonus: Best noise.	1	0	0	0	0
T	Eat as many peas as possible.	✔	–	–	✘	–
Total		21	18	15	21	12
Episode 6: Spatchcock it. (30 May 2017)
1	Prize: Best sheep-related item.	2	3	5	1	3
2	Get this camel through the smallest gap.	4	2	3	5	1
3	Score the best goal with this plastic bag. You may not handbag the bag.	5	2	3	4	1
	Bonus: Best goal.	0	1	0	0	0
S	Hide this ball from Alex. You may not damage the ball.	–	–	–	0	–
	Inflate the ball.
	Score a goal in the garden with the ball.
4	Work out what's in the sleeping bag. You may not look inside the sleeping bag. You may not take items out of the sleeping bag.	DQ	5	5	2	5
5	Live: Prepare these items for the second part of the task.	2	1	3	4	5
	Live: Hold all your items in one hand. Then put your other hand on your head.
Total		13	14	19	16	15
Episode 7: No stars for naughty boys. (6 June 2017)
1	Prize: Best chair.	5	2	3	1	4
2	Stand on one leg then continue reading. Your raised foot must not touch the ground until the task is complete. Bring Alex his dinner. Every time your raised foot touches the ground, you must eat a slice of Alex's dinner.	4	3	1	2	5
3	Hide from Alex. Alex is in the caravan.	3	3	5	4	1
4	Team: Get this wheelie bin across the finish line. One of you must be in the bin at all times. The other person must be blindfolded at all times. The wheelie bin rider must direct the wheelie bin drivers to complete the course and the five challenges with. Also, no-one can speak English.	2	3	3	2	3
5	Unveil a new handshake.	3	5	3	3	4
6	Live: Make the best and biggest all-round banana out of these bananas.	3	4	5	1	2
T	Open a jar. The jar may not leave the lab.	✘	✔	✘	–	–
Total		20	20	20	13	19
Episode 8: Tony Three Pies. (13 June 2017)
1	Prize: Most cash.	1	4	5	2	3
2	Make the most exotic sandwich.	1	4	3	2	5
	Eat your exotic sandwich.	5	2	3	4	1
	Bonus for eating Alex's beard	-	-	-	-	1
	Bonus for snorting an M&M	-	-	-	1	-
3	Strike one of these objects the furthest distance with one of the other objects. You have three strikes with your chosen object.	4	3	1	2	5
4	Do something surprising with this rubber duck.	2	3	1	5	4
5	Live: Draw the median duck. The median duck alone wins.	0	0	0	5	0
	Bonus: Best duck picture.	0	0	0	0	1
Total		13	16	13	21	20
Grand Total		129	136	125	134	144

Series 5

Episodes from Series 5:

Task	Description	Aisling Bea	Bob Mortimer	Mark Watson	Nish Kumar	Sally Phillips
Episode 1: Dignity intact. (13 September 2017)
1	Prize: Something that makes the most excellent noise.	3	2	5	1	4
2	Give Alex a special cuddle.	3	5	2	2	4
3	Get Alex onto dry land as elegantly as possible. Alex must remain dry.	3	2	1	5	4
4	Get the basketball through the hoop. You may not touch the basketball with your hands. You may not wear gloves or anything that could reasonably be construed to be gloves.	3	5	4	2	DQ
5	Live: Get one item of fruit into the fishbowl. You may not leave or move your chair. You may not throw your fruit.	1	4	5	3	2
Total		13	18	17	13	14
Episode 2: The leprechaun or the lesbian. (20 September 2017)
1	Prize: Hippest item of headwear.	3	4	2	1	5
2	Make the best coconut flinging machine.	2	5	2	3	4
3	Paint the best rainbow scene. You may not open the lab door until the task is complete.	5	1	3	2	4
4	There is a loaf of bread in the lab. Slice the loaf as neatly as possible. You may use one tool only and that tool must be found in this caravan.	DQ	DQ	4	5	DQ
5	Team: Achieve the greatest splat. One teammate must be splatted for the splat to be valid.	2	2	3	3	2
6	Live: With your face placed firmly in your hole at all times, paint the most recognisable animal, vegetable or mineral. You must incorporate your face in the picture.	5	4	5	5	5
Total		17	16	19	19	20
Episode 3: Phoenix. (27 September 2017)
1	Prize: Thing they're actually proudest of.	3	5	2	1	4
2	Remove the table tennis ball from the pipe. The pipe must not move.	DQ	5	3	2	4
3	Make this coconut look like a businessman.	3	1	4	5	2
4	Items: Jelly, Weetabix, Twiglet Eat one item.	2	4	3	0	5
	Balance one item on top of the red pole. The item must stay balanced until the entire task is complete. You may not take the pole out of the ground.
	Standing behind this rope, throw one item into the bucket. You may retrieve the item if it misses, but you must be stood behind the rope on every throw. You may not move the rope or the bucket.
5	Live: Play table tennis with words. When the ball is within striking distance, you must say a word while pretending to hit the ball with your bat. That word must begin with the last letter of the previous word. If you fail to say a word within the time it would take you to hit a ball, you are out. After saying a word, you must run to the back of the opposite queue.	5	2	3	4	1
Total		13	17	15	12	16
Episode 4: Residue around the hoof. (4 October 2017)
1	Prize: Most extraordinary souvenir.	5	1	2	4	3
2	Make Marmite.	3	5	4	DQ	2
3	Team: Do something remarkable synchronised.	3	3	2	2	3
4	Wearing this blindfold, blow up this balloon so that its circumference is the same as the length of a standard cucumber.	3	4	5	1	2
	Spot the difference. Have a look at the scene in front of you and explain exactly what's changed since you put the blindfold on.	5	2	3	3	2
5	Sneeze.	DQ	5	4	0	DQ
6	Live: Stand on one leg for the longest whilst playing a game of Greg says, Alex says. Your raised foot must remain above the balloon at all times and may not touch any other item.	5	1	4	2	3
T	Back throw a Swede.	✘	–	✔	–	–
Total		24	21	24	12	15
Episode 5: A wind-dried puffin. (11 October 2017)
1	Prize: Most high octane item.	3	4	1	2	5
2	Put the biggest thing inside this balloon. The balloon must then be successfully inflated, tied, and bigger than your head.	5	0	4	0	0
3	Generate a watercooler moment involving this watercooler.	2	3	1	4	5
S	Send the Taskmaster an anonymous cheeky text message every single day for the next 5 months.	–	–	DQ	–	–
4	Make the tallest tower of cans on this table. Also, whilst building your tower, you must shake Alex's hand and say you're from a different country once every 10 seconds. Alex will blow his whistle every 10 seconds.	1	5	5	3	2
5	Live: Find the Finns. You may each ask one question to one person. You must then write down which number you think is a Finn.	4	2	5	4	2
Total		15	14	16	13	14
Episode 6: Spoony Neeson. (18 October 2017)
1	Prize: Best thing they've made themselves.	4	5	1	3	2
2	Balance Alex. You may not use humans to balance Alex..	3	2	1	5	4
3	With this camera strapped to your head, record the most incredible footage.	4	4	4	1	5
S	Have your photo taken with this golden pineapple in other esteemed company.	0	–	–	–	–
4	Using this flame, light the candle in the caravan.	1	5	4	2	3
	Bonus: Also, please don't say any words containing any of the letters in the word Taskmaster.	–	–	0	–	–
5	Live: Make yourself monotone.	5	2	3	1	4
T	Get the most yoghurt near the middle of the target with one kick.	–	✘	–	–	✔
Total		17	18	13	12	18
Episode 7: Boing boing. (25 October 2017)
1	Prize: Most surprisingly expensive item.	3	3	5	1	4
2	Wearing that blindfold at all times, travel as far as possible in three minutes. Alex will be at your side at all times because he is a strong, independent, handsome man. On removing the blindfold, you will then have another three minutes to retrace your steps to your starting position.	4	5	2	1	3
3	Muster the biggest coconut bobsleigh team. You may only use items from the caravan to secure your coconuts. You'll be disqualified if you use any item used by another contestant.	5	DQ	3	4	DQ
4	Vote for which contestant you think should receive five bonus points. The contestant who receives the most votes will receive five bonus points. You may vote for yourself. If, however, you vote for yourself and fail to receive the most votes, you will lose two points.	0	0	-2	-2	5
5	Make a funny little flick-book film. The mat beneath your feet is the paper. The camera above your head will take photos of your paper.	3	5	3	5	3
6	Live: Send the most things to the Taskmaster. Items must travel via zipline and land on your segment of the Taskmaster's table. You may not move from your current position.	2	5	4	3	1
Total		17	18	15	12	16
Episode 8: Their water's so delicious. (1 November 2017)
1	Prize: Most awkward item for somebody else to take home.	2	1	5	4	3
2	Get this coconut as far from here as possible. You may not touch the ground. You may not step on anything more than once. The coconut may not travel by car.	3	4	DQ	2	5
3	Create the best graph.	3	4	3	5	3
S	Make the most fish puns.	–	–	–	–	0
4	Team: Write and perform a song about this woman.	2	2	3	3	2
5	Live: Throw the egg through the hoop and catch it as many times as possible. You may not touch the net or post.	0	5	0	0	4
Total		10	16	11	14	17
Grand Total		126	138	130	107	130

Champion of Champions

Episodes from Champion of Champions:

Task	Description	Bob Mortimer	Josh Widdicombe	Katherine Ryan	Noel Fielding	Rob Beckett
Episode 1: Wiley giraffe blower. (13 December 2017)
1	Prize: Thing that genuinely causes them the most embarrassment.	2	5	4	1	3
2	Either throw an exercise ball into the bath or put all the coconuts in the shopping trolley. You must throw the exercise ball while under a roof and you may not move the bath. You must not touch any of the coconuts with your hands and you may not move the shopping trolley.	2	1	3	5	4
3	Blow something substantial off this table.	2	4	4	1	5
4	Perform a miracle.	4	5	5	4	3
5	Live: Write down a word beginning with T every time Alex blows his whistle. The person with the second longest word takes a step down. Whoever writes down the longest word misses a turn. If you write down one of Alex's special words, you advance an extra step.	1	4	4	5	4
Total		11	19	20	16	19
Episode 2: I've sinned again. (20 December 2017)
S	Sing along to the Taskmaster theme tune.	–	0	–	–	–
1	Prize: Best thing.	3	3	1	4	5
2	What's in the case?	2	4	1	5	3
3	Make a mask that tastes delicious and looks great. Your mask but be entirely edible and entirely wearable. You must then wear your mask so Alex can taste it.	5	4	3	2	2
4	Make the biggest mess and completely clear it up.	1	3	5	4	4
5	Live: Record the highest total of steps on your pedometer. You may not touch your blindfold.	2	4	5	1	3
Total		13	18	15	16	17
Grand Total		24	37	35	32	36

Series 6

Episodes from Series 6:

Task	Description	Alice Levine	Asim Chaudhry	Liza Tarbuck	Russell Howard	Tim Vine
Episode 1: The old soft curved padlock. (2 May 2018)
1	Prize: Best liquid.	4	1	3	1	5
2	Perform the best stunt, using this wheelbarrow.	5	1	3	4	2
3	Make the highest tower using only what's in the bowl. You may wield the knife a maximum of 5 times.	4	1	3	5	2
4	Wearing a hat, kiss the portrait of the Taskmaster in the Taskmaster's House. The hat must not come from the grounds of the Taskmaster's house. Closest to 30 minutes wins.	5	1	3	4	2
5	Live: Sort the objects under the table in order of size. You must keep your elbows on the table top and your head in your hands at all times. The smallest object should be on your right, the largest on your left, and they must all be in line under your table. Also, there must be no fruit in your line-up. If there is any fruit left under your table, you will be disqualified.	DQ	4	5	4	DQ
T	Spin around as many times as possible before kicking the ball at the caravan. Most spins wins.	✔	–	–	✘	–
Total		18	8	17	18	11
Episode 2: Tarpeters. (9 May 2018)
1	Prize: Best hairy thing that isn't alive.	2	1	4	2	5
2	Get the highest score in darts. You can either throw one dart from 1 metre away, three darts from 2.37 metres away, or sixty darts from 10 metres away. When throwing, please stand behind whichever distance line you choose.	2	3	5	1	4
3	Team: Keep Alex dry. You may not touch Alex at any point. You may not be within the compass when the shower is on.	4	1	1	4	1
4	Take a picture of a group of people, each holding an egg. Most people holding eggs in a picture wins. You must be in your picture.	2	3	5	4	1
5	Make this wind-up little man go on the most extraordinary journey.	3	5	4	3	3
6	Live: When instructed, put your grape in either your mouth or your hand whilst staring at the Taskmaster. You must then answer the Taskmaster's questions and fool the Taskmaster into thinking your grape is not where your grape is. You must not eat your grape. Your answer must contain at least five words. If the Taskmaster correctly guesses correctly where your grape is, you are eliminated.	0	0	0	DQ	0
Total		13	13	19	14	14
Episode 3: One warm prawn. (16 May 2018)
1	Prize: Most magnificent day trip.	1	2	4	3	5
2	Write, illustrate and read out a bedtime story for grown-ups. Your bedtime story for grown-ups may be no more or fewer than 50 words.	1	3	5	3	2
3	Make something spin for the longest. Your thing must not be a person.	1	4	5	2	3
4	Work out the flavours of these baby foods.	2	5	4	3	1
	Bonus: Whoever eats the most baby food.	0	1	0	0	0
5	Live: Catch the most socks and put them in your laundry basket. You must stare straightforward throughout the task. You must not touch any pants. You must not move your laundry basket and if you drop a sock, you can't then pick it up. Every time you touch some pants, you lose a sock.	1	4	4	5	4
Total		6	19	22	16	15
Episode 4: BMXing! (23 May 2018)
1	Prize: Most thought-provoking thing.	3	1	2	5	4
2	Do something manly with this cardboard box.	4	4	5	4	4
3	Team: Have the most fun.	2	3	3	2	3
	Team: Exactly recreate your attempt at the first task.	5	5	5	5	5
4	Make the best art using the entire contents of this can of squirty cream.	4	1	5	3	2
5	Remove the £5 note from under the pint without spilling any of the pint. If you spill any of the pint, you are disqualified.	DQ	4	DQ	5	3
6	Live: When tapped on the shoulder, shake hands with the Taskmaster without revealing your identities. You may not speak during the task. Everyone must shake hands with the Taskmaster once for at least 2 seconds. If the Taskmaster guesses your identity, you are disqualified.	5	0	0	0	0
Total		23	18	20	24	21
Episode 5: H. (30 May 2018)
1	Prize: Sturdiest thing.	4	1	5	3	2
2	Without leaving the caravan, work out how long this piece of string is.	2	4	1	3	5
3	Pull this tablecloth off this table. Most eggs left unbroken on the table wins.	5	5	5	5	5
4	Team: Find the link then do it 100 times.	3	5	5	3	5
5	Pull off the most elaborate trick shot.	1	2	4	3	5
6	Live: Throw as many eggs onto the shelves as possible. You must lie flat on your bed at all times.	1	2	5	4	4
Total		16	19	25	21	26
Episode 6: We met at mealtimes. (6 June 2018)
1	Prize: Best thing that they've invented.	1	1	3	1	5
2	Make the best snow globe.	3	1	4	5	3
3	Team: Knock over as many ducks as possible. You must all remain on the red carpet throughout the task.	DQ	5	5	DQ	5
4	Make an announcement. Biggest announcement to the most people wins.	2	5	2	1	4
5	Make the best parachute for this wooden spoon. Slowest and most dramatic fall wins.	4	1	5	2	3
6	Live: You will each be given a category. You will each have 10 seconds to say things in that fall into that category. First, you must each predict how many correct answers you will give.	5	4	1	3	3
Total		15	17	20	12	23
Episode 7: Roadkill doused in syrup. (13 June 2018)
1	Prize: Scariest thing from their kitchen.	2	4	3	5	1
2	Knock the bails off the stumps. You've got a maximum of one over. You must make your attempts from behind this stump. No stumps may be moved.	0	0	DQ	5	4
3	Draw a picture of the contents of this box. You may not open the box or look inside.	4	1	5	1	3
	Bonus: Name the person represented by the contents of the box.	0	0	0	1	1
4	Write down as many obscure animals as possible.	–	2	–	3	–
	Team: Guess the animals your teammate has on their list. Your teammate must only use mime. They may not write anything down or show you the list.	3	-	2	-	2
5	Wearing this sweatband around your head at all times, tuck as many items from the kitchen inside the sweatband as possible. Then make a pancake with a diameter of at least 9 inches. Then eat the whole pancake. Most kitchen items successfully kept within the sweatband wins.	2	3	5	5	5
6	Live: Get an egg as close to the centre of the target as possible. You must stand on the spot when taking your turn. You must ROLL two of the eggs. The person whose egg is furthest from the centre of the target after each round is eliminated.	3	5	2	1	4
Total		14	15	17	21	20
Episode 8: What kind of pictures? (20 June 2018)
1	Prize: Most interesting footwear.	1	5	3	2	4
2	Put something genuinely surprising inside this chocolate egg.	5	3	3	3	4
3	Find out what you have in common with this person. You must look the person in the eye throughout the task and shake hands every time you discover you have in common.	2	5	3	4	2
4	Wearing these high heels, create the best dot-to-dot picture on this canvas.	2	1	4	3	5
5	Live: Stick a plaster to the correct body part. Alex will say the names of three body parts. You must stick a plaster to the body part that comes second in the dictionary out of the three body parts. The slowest person to stick a plaster to the correct body part is eliminated.	3	2	4	5	1
T	Receive a text message as fast as possible.	–	–	✘	✔	–
Total		13	16	17	17	16
Episode 9: The Bubble Brothers. (27 June 2018)
1	Prize: Most pleasing thing the same size as a cat.	3	2	1	4	5
2	Make the biggest bubble and burst it with your nose.	5	3	4	1	2
3	Team: Perform a scene from Taskmaster The Musical.	3	2	2	3	2
S	Make an outfit of things bought from this stationery shop.	–	–	–	–	0
	Guess the pun Tim made after creating an outfit of stationery.	0	0	0	0	2
4	Make this plastic bag as heavy as possible.	3	4	5	2	1
5	Live: Pick up as many points as possible.	4	1	2	5	4
Total		18	12	14	15	16
Episode 10: He was a different man. (4 July 2018)
1	Prize: Least appropriate accessary for a wedding.	3	5	1	4	2
2	Knock over the fewest skittles. You may place one item on each of the three ramp sections, or you may place two items on one of the ramp sections. Your items must be found on this table and may not include either you or the table. You may not tamper with the balls or the ramp..	3	3	4	5	1
3	Blow the candle out from the furthest distance. You may not relight the candle.	3	5	0	2	4
4	Tell the Taskmaster you love him in the most meaningful way.	2	5	5	1	3
5	Live: Display a number. You get one rosette if your number is higher than the person's on your right and one if its lower than the person's on your left. If you display the same number as someone else, you lose them all.	5	4	0	0	3
Total		16	22	10	12	13
Grand Total		152	159	181	170	175

Notes

Series 7

Episodes from Series 7:

Task	Description	James Acaster	Jessica Knappett	Kerry Godliman	Phil Wang	Rhod Gilbert
Episode 1: The mean bean. (5 September 2018)
1	Prize: The thing that most people would like to touch.	2	1	2	5	4
2	Design and demonstrate the best quick-change outfit.	2	4	5	1	3
3	Build the highest tower.	1	3	4	2	5
4	Work out the circumference of the caravan in baked beans.	4	3	5	1	2
5	Live: Make the best fruit display hat. You may not touch or tamper with your hat. Only the fruit picker-uppers may touch the fruit. You may only hold the fruit picker-uppers by their handles.	2	3	4	4	5
Total		11	14	20	13	19
Episode 2: My eyes are circles. (12 September 2018)
1	Prize: Boldest belt.	1	2	3	4	5
2	Write a ten-word story before you reach the finish line. You must be running while writing.	5	4	3	2	1
3	Team: Paint the best picture of this still life. The painter must remain blindfolded throughout. The other person may not move from their chair and may only say certain words.	3	2	2	3	3
4	Predict what one of the other contestants (specified) will do with one of the objects and and do something yourself with one of the objects. You also get 5 points if a third contestant (specified, different) correctly predicts your own action.	5	10	5	5	5
5	Draw the biggest and best circle. Your circle must be completed in one single sweep.	1	3	5	2	4
6	Live:Make the highest tower of cans within your hoop. If you step out of your hoop during the 100 seconds, you will be disqualified.	1	2	5	3	4
T	What number is written on Alex's left forearm?	–	✘	✔	–	–
Total		16	23	23	19	22
Episode 3: Twelve blush majesty two. (19 September 2018)
1	Prize: Best thing from the '90s.	4	DQ	5	3	DQ
2	Excite Alex.	4	5	3	1	2
3	Make the best noise. When you are ready to make your noise, you must say "This is my best noise". After you have made your noise, you must remain still and silent for at least 10 seconds.	2	4	3	5	1
4	Get this ball in that hole in as few strokes as possible. The ball must only be struck. The ball must never be carried.	3	1	2	4	5
5	Live: Write down a ten-word fact.	4	5	4	2	1
	Live: Mouth your fact to the Taskmaster without making any noise whatsoever.
	Bonus: Best fact.	1	0	0	0	0
Total		18	15	17	15	9
Episode 4: OLLIE. (26 September 2018)
1	Prize: Most confusing thing.	1	5	2	4	3
2	Work out what happens when you flick this switch on. You may not take this switch out of this room.	5	2	4	3	1
3	Dramatically alter your appearance. You may start altering your appearance when you are inside the lift and the doors have closed. You must stop altering your appearance when the doors open again.	1	4	3	2	5
4	Make these scales read 31.770kg. The scales must read 31.770kg for at least 5 seconds.	5	1	3	2	4
5	Live: Correctly don the most items of clothing.	5	4	4	1	4
T	Make the best loo roll paper airplane.	✘	–	–	–	✔
Total		17	16	16	12	17
Episode 5: Lotta soup. (3 October 2018)
1	Prize: Worst present from a named relative.	2	5	3	1	4
2	Deliver this task to Alex in the most spectacular way. Alex is in his caravan.	5	3	1	2	4
3	Make as many white circles on the target as possible. You must not step beyond this rope. You must not move the rope or the target.	5	5	5	0	5
4	Cheer up this former traffic warden.	5	5	1	3	2
5	Team: Make yourselves look as little or big as possible.	3	2	2	3	3
6	Team Live: Taking it in turn, each team must dangle on of these items on the hanger. A different member of the team must dangle each time. Once you've touched one of the items, you must dangle it, and you must dangle it within 20 seconds of the previous dangler.	0	5	5	0	0
Total		20	25	17	9	18
Episode 6: A coquettish fascinator. (10 October 2018)
1	Prize: Best key.	1	4	5	2	3
2	Put exactly 50 different things in this bin.	5	2	4	2	3
	Using all the items on this mat, make the best picture of the Taskmaster.	5	2	3	1	4
3	Team: Write and perform the most suspenseful soap opera cliff-hanger. Your scene may last no more than one minute.	3	2	2	3	3
4	In the lab, there are 10 pairs of glasses. The pairs of glasses may not leave the lab. Without breaking any of the pairs of glasses, put all the pairs of glasses into the smallest of these boxes. You must select your box before leaving the caravan, and may not then change your mind.	2	4	3	5	DQ
5	Live: Get your doughnut as high as possible. You must be holding hands with the people on either side of you at all times. If your doughnut is in the air after the 100 seconds, its height will be measured from where it lands.	3	2	DQ	4	5
Total		19	16	17	17	18
Episode 7: The perfect stuff. (17 October 2018)
1	Prize: Most exciting thing beginning with G.	2	1	1	1	2
2	Throw something into the bin on the other side of this fence. You may not use ladders, you may not touch the fence and you must stay this side of the fence.	1	3	2	4	5
3	Don't blink.	3	4	1	2	5
4	Team: Make the best extension to the Taskmaster House.	2	4	4	1	1
5	Make the best Christmas cracker.	3	3	3	5	3
6	Live: Walk over and hit that drum in exactly 9.58 seconds.	4	1	3	2	5
	Bonus: Most magnificent walk.	0	2	0	0	0
Total		15	18	14	15	21
Episode 8: Mother honks her horn. (24 October 2018)
1	Prize: Creepiest thing.	4	2	5	1	5
2	Poke something out of the hole in the roof of this grotto.	2	4	2	2	5
3	Puzzle: C. Now look in the microwave (End task: Scream).	5	4	3	2	1
4	Compose the best 30 second piece of music.	4	5	3	2	4
5	Live: Bob when you hear the surname of a famous Bob. Pat when you hear the surname of a famous Pat. Kneel when you hear the surname of a famous Neil. Stew when you hear the surname of a famous Stu. Wane when you hear the surname of a famous Wayne.	1	4	3	2	5
Total		16	19	16	9	20
Episode 9: The pendulum draws the eye. (31 October 2018)
1	Prize: Most surprisingly beautiful thing.	3	4	2	5	1
2	Put the most money in the small bowl. You may not touch the small bowl. The small bowl must not sink. Also, you must say your own name at least once every 30 seconds.	DQ	DQ	5	DQ	DQ
3	Be photographed in the most unusual situation wearing this fez.	–	3	2	–	1
4	Hula.	2	–	–	1	–
	Live: Improve your hulaing.
5	Find the sock with a satsuma inside. You may not look inside any of the socks. You may squeeze 5 socks, strike 10 socks and sniff 20 socks. You may put your hand inside 3 socks. You may put 11 socks on your feet.	3	2	4	0	4
6	Team: Achieve a rally of exactly 24 shots. You must each take the same amount of shots. You must be stood at least 6 foot 8 inches apart from one another. The object struck may neither touch the ground nor be held at any point during the rally.	0	5	5	0	0
	Bonus: Most ambitious equipment.	1	0	0	1	1
7	Live: Write your name and draw a happy horse on on your overhead projector acetate upside down. You must not rotate or manipulate acetate.	5	4	3	4	2
Total		14	18	21	11	9
Episode 10: I can hear it gooping. (7 November 2018)
1	Prize: Most magnificent stationery.	3	2	5	4	1
2a	When you hear this siren during a future task, put on a boiler suit and lie flat on the ground. You may not touch or move a boiler suit until the siren sounds.	2	3	1	5	4
3	Find the boiled egg. You may touch two eggs. You may damage two eggs. You may not damage the boiled egg.	5	DQ	DQ	DQ	DQ
4	Physically recreate a classic computer game.	5	3	2	3	4
2b	Tie yourself up as securely as possible. **Siren sounds**	4	3	2	1	5
5	Live: Prod the person in front of you with either a finger or a sausage. If the prodded person guesses incorrectly whether they were prodded by a finger or a sausage, they get eliminated.	0	0	5	0	0
Total		19	11	15	13	14
Grand Total		165	175	176	133	167

Series 8

Episodes from Series 8:

Task	Description	Iain Stirling	Joe Thomas	Lou Sanders	Paul Sinha	Sian Gibson
Episode 1: Hello. (8 May 2019)
1	Prize: Most powerful smell.	2	1	5	3	3
2	Find the receiver of this baby monitor. You must leave your hat on.	5	3	2	1	4
3	Make the best ventriloquist dummy and be chatted up by it.	5	1	4	4	4
4	Alex is on that bridge in the distance with lights on his head. Get as close as you can to Alex without him noticing you. Alex will duck down behind the wall for 10 seconds, then pop up for 10 seconds, then back down for 10 seconds, and so on until he notice you.	4	5	4	1	2
5	Live: Get the greatest weight of doughnuts in your bucket. You must have your hands on your hips at all times.	4	2	5	1	3
T	Peel a banana using only your feet. You cannot touch the banana with your hands. The peeled banana cannot be damaged.	✔	–	✘	–	–
Total		20	12	20	10	16
Episode 2: A novel about Russian Gulags. (15 May 2019)
1	Prize: Best pair of things.	4	1	3	4	5
2	Put something on your face that looks like a moustache from a long distance away, but when you get up close, you realise it's something completely different to what you thought.	2	3	4	5	1
3	Get this rice into the bottle in the living room. You may only use the shopping basket and its contents to transport and deliver the rice. You may not touch the rice with anything other than the shopping basket and its contents. You may not take the bottle out of the living room.	3	5	4	DQ	2
	Bonus: For accepting disqualification with grace and being a reasonable man.	0	0	0	1	0
4	Team: Tell your teammates what is in this chest. Your teammates must not see what is in the chest. After reading the task out, you may not speak until the task is over. In the first minute, you may only use facial expressions. In the second minute, you may only make noises. In the third minute, you may only shout adjectives. From then on, you may only whisper verbs.	2	3	2	2	3
5	Travel the furthest distance while making a constant noise with your mouth.	1	5	4	2	3
6	Live: Say a species of bird, eat a grape, then shout a competitor's name within five seconds of hearing your own name. If you fail to say a different species of bird, pop a grape in your mouth and shout a competitor's name within five seconds of hearing your own name, you will be eliminated. You must not say any bird that has previously been said during the task.	1	3	4	5	2
Total		13	20	21	19	16
Episode 3: Stuck in a mammal groove. (22 May 2019)
1	Prize: Best burstable item.	3	2	1	4	5
2	Build the best volcano.	2	5	5	3	2
3	Work out what Alex Horne is wearing next door. Both you and Alex must stay in your seats at all times. Alex Horne may only communicate with Alex Horne's horn.	3	0	4	2	5
4	Alex is in the living room. In 20 minutes from now, you must apologise to Alex for something you've done in that time.	4	2	5	1	3
5	Live: Get into one sleeping bag with your arms through the arm-holes, the zip zipped up and the hood on your head. Then stand to attention and salute the Taskmaster for a five full seconds. Then get into the other sleeping bag with your arms in the arm-holes, the zip zipped up and the hood on your head whilst still in your first sleeping bag. Then skip once.	5	1	4	1	1
Total		17	10	19	11	16
Episode 4: The barrel dad. (29 May 2019)
1	Prize: Best present for a doctor.	1	4	3	1	5
2	Get this loo roll through the toilet seat. You must not lower the toilet seat.	5	4	4	1	2
3	Make the best thing to engage a toddler.	4	4	3	5	5
4	Team: Put the most weight in the hammock without anything falling out of the hammock. If anything falls out of the hammock, you are disqualified.	DQ	3	DQ	DQ	3
5	Live: Choose a hoop that you think you can throw a frying pan into. Choose a distance from which you can throw a frying pan into that hoop. If you choose the big hoop, you have one attempt. If you choose the medium hoop, you have two attempts. If you choose the small hoop, you have three attempts.	0	0	5	4	0
T	Standing behind this rope, whip the bottle off the barrel.	–	✘	✘	–	✔
Total		10	15	15	11	15
Episode 5: Stay humble. (5 June 2019)
1	Prize: Best face.	5	1	2	4	3
2	Divert the sand from bucket A into bucket B. You may not touch the sand. You may not move the buckets. You may not leave the room.	DQ	4	5	2	3
3	Make the most realistic injury using food. If two or more people use tomato ketchup, they are disqualified.	4	4	4	1	5
4	Team: Have a long-distance game of catch with this beach ball. One team member must be filmed in one location throwing the ball out of shot. Another team member must then be filmed in another location, catching the ball correctly and throwing the ball out of shot and so on.	3	2	3	3	2
	Bonus: Most distance covered on their own.	0	0	0	1	0
5	Herd the most ping-pong balls into the ping-pong pen. You may only touch the ping-pong balls with the basketball, the string or one little finger. You may not move the ping-pong pens.. Secret Instruction: Herd this ball and you halve your total.	5	4	4	1	2
6	Live: Recreate the scene in the box. You will parade past it once, and must be touching the person in front of you throughout the parade.	4	5	2	2	2
Total		21	20	20	14	17
Episode 6: Rock 'n' roll umlaut. (12 June 2019)
1	Prize: Best see-through item.	1	4	1	1	1
2	Completely conceal yourself in this phone box. No part of you or your clothing may be visible from outside the phone box.	5	2	4	1	2
3	Team: Design the most iconic album cover.	2	4	2	2	4
4	In five minutes, you must return this pack of cards to Alex in the lab and tell Alex the order that the cards are currently in. You may not leave this room during the five minutes.	2	4	DQ	5	3
5	Score a goal from the furthest distance. You may take only one shot. If you don't score a goal, you're disqualified. You must perform a terrific goal celebration whether or not you score a goal.	DQ	DQ	DQ	DQ	5
	Bonus: Best goal celebration.	0	0	0	0	0
6	Live: Standing behind the first line, roll your loo roll beyond the second line. If your loo roll fails to cross the second line or falls from the runway, you are eliminated from the task.	0	DQ	5	DQ	0
	Live: Retrieve your shoe. You may not cross the line in front of you. If your shoe falls off your loo roll, or your loo roll breaks, you are eliminated from the task.
Total		10	14	12	9	15
Episode 7: This is Trevor. (19 June 2019)
1	Prize: Best slippery thing.	3	4	5	4	2
2	Find the pink ladies. If you touch or move a bowl, you must turn it over. If you find the green egg, you are disqualified.	DQ	5	4	3	DQ
3	Choose an outfit that the contestant whose first name comes after yours alphabetically must wear throughout a future task.	4	5	2	3	2
	Correctly, whilst wearing your complete outfit, identify the flavours of these crisps.
4	Do the most powerful thing with your little finger.	3	5	2	3	2
5	Team Live: Do not release the green egg. Each team will be asked a question in turn. If you pull the string with the correct answer you will not release the green egg. A different member of your team must answer each time.	0	5	0	0	5
Total		10	24	13	13	11
Episode 8: Aquatic sewing machine. (26 June 2019)
1	Prize: Nicest thing to hold.	3	4	2	5	3
2	Make the best picture in the sand of a former Taskmaster contestant using one of these implements. You must roll the dice to choose your implement. Nothing but air may touch the sand at any point.	5	2	2	4	1
3	Team: Catch all the red balls in things from the shed. Catch all the yellow balls in clothing. Don't let the green balls touch anything other than the grass. Catch the blue ball in something from the kitchen. You may not touch the ball machines. Any non-green ball that touches the ground at any point will not count.	5	DQ	5	5	DQ
4	Make this beach ball cross the finishing line. Only water can touch the beach ball.	5	1	3	2	4
5	Live: Complete the five-syllable word started by the Taskmaster. Honk your horn if you think you know what word the Taskmaster is going to say. If you guess it correctly after one syllable, you get five points. If you guess it after two syllables - four points etc. Guess it incorrectly, you lose all your points. You may only guess once per word.	0	0	0	5	0
Total		18	7	12	21	8
Episode 9: I've been a bit ill. (3 July 2019)
1	Prize: Best form of protection.	4	3	5	4	3
2	Bounce one of these balls so that it lands in that bin. After propelling the ball, you may not touch or strike it on its way to that bin. You must use the ball you touch first.	3	1	5	2	4
3	Devise the most delicious dust.	5	4	1	3	2
4	Team: Make yourselves look like one person.	3	2	3	3	2
	Team: Remaining as one person throughout, put on these yellow wellington boots, eat this banana, and put the banana skin in the yellow bin over there.	1	4	1	1	4
5	Live: Stack the most bowls and plates on your head. You must stack them one at a time. Also, you must stand upright when you stack. Also, you may not touch a bowl or plate that is already stacked. Also, you must stack the bowls and plated alternately. Also, you must stay standing on your spot throughout the task.	3	2	5	4	1
Total		19	16	20	17	16
Episode 10: Clumpy swayey clumsy man. (10 July 2019)
1	Prize: Best thing that will actually change your life for the better the most.	5	4	3	3	2
2	Completely erase this eraser.	5	1	3	4	2
	Bonus for fully erasing the eraser	0	3	0	0	0
	Bonus for attempting to eat the eraser	0	0	1	0	0
3	Make yourself some tremendous pretend legs.	3	1	4	2	5
4	Follow the instructions on the signs and park this buggy in the parking bay. You have a maximum of 10 minutes to prepare your journey, during which you may not move any of the items on the course. Your journey must start from where the buggy is now. Also, you must be wearing this blindfold correctly at all times during your journey.	5	3	1	2	4
5	Live: Correctly wearing these goggles, and with your eyes open at all times, retrieve your duck. You must stand on your spot and hold your stick by the handle. You must stay standing on your spot throughout the task.	0	0	0	0	0
Total		18	12	12	11	13
Grand Total		156	150	164	136	143

Notes

Series 9

Episodes from Series 9:

Task	Description	David Baddiel	Ed Gamble	Jo Brand	Katy Wix	Rose Matafeo
Episode 1: Join our cult. (4 September 2019)
1	Prize: Most stressful thing.	4	2	3	5	2
2	Hide three aubergines in this room.	1	5	2	3	4
3	Arrange the lollies in rainbow order on the board in front of you. You may only take off your goggles if you find the dodo. You may only accuse one thing of being a dodo.	3	5	3	1	5
4	Make the most dramatic entrance.	1	4	4	3	5
5	Live: Draw the second longest snake. Your snake must be at least half an inch wide at all points. Your snake must be neatly curled up again after 3 minutes.	5	0	0	0	0
	Bonus: Best snake.	0	0	0	0	1
Total		14	16	12	12	17
Episode 2: Butter in the microwave. (11 September 2019)
1	Prize: Best bag.	1	2	3	4	5
2	Correctly identify which bin Alex is in. You must adhere to the commandments behind the curtain. You may only have one guess. No bins are to be opened at any point during the task unless authorised.	4	5	0	0	0
3	Draw a portrait of the Taskmaster using 16 A1 pages. You may not remove the A1 pages from the flipchart during your drawing. After the task, the A1 pages will be laid out in the pattern shown on the front page. You may only draw on the flipchart paper.	1	3	4	5	3
4	Team: Complete this adventure (by saying the word demeaning). Unless otherwise stated, you must stick together and only open one task when you've completed the previous one.	3	5	3	5	5
5	Live: Make a lovely little ball arrangement.	1	4	5	4	2
	Live: Flatten all of the yellow balls, throw all the red balls into the bucket, and turn all the blue balls into one big blue ball.
Total		10	19	15	18	15
Episode 3: Five miles per day. (18 September 2019)
1	Prize: Weirdest wooden thing.	5	3	1	4	2
2	Go to the caravan. You must enter the caravan within 2 minutes of Alex entering the caravan.	4	3	1	5	2
	List all the things that were hanging from the wooden board in the lab. Also say the colour of the wooden board in the lab. Also say what Alex said to you in the lab.
3	Build the most robust statue of the most delicate thing using the materials provided and place it on the red cross. Your delicate thing must be recognisable on the red cross an hour after you finish and should leave you feeling enormously proud of your creation.	2	2	3	5	4
	Score a goal with this football.	1	3	4	2	5
4	Break something into the most pieces and completely fix it.	2	1	5	3	4
5	Live: Wearing your blindfold correctly at all times, fill a pint glass with water. If you make a big mess, you are disqualified.	3	5	1	4	3
Total		17	17	15	23	20
Episode 4: Quisps. (25 September 2019)
1	Prize: Best thing to celebrate with on a stage.	3	5	4	2	2
2	Make the most striking water feature.	4	5	2	1	3
3	Team: Bring a classic board game to life.	3	3	3	3	3
4	Say a letter of the alphabet.	0	0	0	0	0
	Extra: You must now pick a letter of the alphabet and say that letter out loud.	–	0	–	–	–
	Put the most things beginning with the letter you just said on this tray. The tray may not leave Alex and Alex may not leave the lab.	1	2	3	4	5
5	Live: Throw your things far but not too far. Taking it in turns, you must select a thing and throw it beyond the line but not off the runway. If your thing does not end up in the safe zone, you are disqualified. If all the objects end up in the safe zone, the person who has thrown their thing the shortest distance is disqualified. You may not manipulate your things in any way before throwing them.	1	1	4	1	5
Total		12	16	16	11	18
Episode 5: Another spoon. (2 October 2019)
1	Prize: Best defunct thing.	5	2	3	4	1
2	Lasso Alex. You must stand behind this line at all times.	1	2	5	3	4
3	Make the most accurate and inventive egg timer. After which, Alex will boil an egg for as long as your egg timer lasts. The Taskmaster likes his eggs runny, but not too runny. You may not use any pre-existing timing devices.	2	1	5	3	4
4	Team: Get to know this person. You will be tested on your knowledge of this person in ten minute's time. You may not write anything down or leave the lab. You must take it in turns to ask completely different questions. The person will tell the truth, lie, then brag, in that order, but not necessarily starting with the truth.	2	4	2	4	4
	Bonus: Recreate the person's 'big tongue' party trick.	0	0	1	0	0
5	Live: Looking at your mirrors and facing forward at all times, build the highest tower of bricks on the table behind you. You must stay on your spot and use your litter pickers at all times.	2	5	3	2	5
Total		12	14	19	16	18
Episode 6: Bready bready bready. (9 October 2019)
1	Prize: The thing that, if you found it in a field, you'd be most pleased about.	3	5	4	1	2
2	Make a part of your body look abnormally long.	1	3	5	3	4
3	Push a melon up the slide and into the caravan with these breadsticks. Only breadsticks may touch the melon at any point. You may not adjust the slide.	0	5	DQ	DQ	DQ
	Bonus: Fewest breadsticks used.	0	0	0	1	0
4	Serenade yourself.	2	5	5	3	5
5	Live: Slide a drink to the Taskmaster. The worst slider each round must leave the bar.	4	1	2	5	3
Total		10	19	16	13	14
Episode 7: A cuddle. (16 October 2019)
1	Prize: Best thing they've taken from someone else's house.	5	3	1	4	2
2	Get an entire egg into one of those metal things. The highest single score wins. If you get an entire egg into one of these metal things without the egg breaking, the score is doubled. You may not move the chair or the metal things and you must release your egg while on the chair.	3	4	2	5	1
3	Forge the best Mount Rushmore.	5	4	3	5	4
4	Join your hands together so your palms are touching and each finger of one hand is touching the equivalent finger on the other hand. Your hands must stay in this position for the entirety of the task. Put the most gold rings on this drumstick.	1	5	3	5	3
5	Live: Read the Taskmaster's mind. The Taskmaster will choose a card. You must state if that card features a horse or a laminator. You will receive 1 point for every correct answer in a row.	0	1	13	5	1
Total		14	17	22	24	11
Episode 8: Shaqinahat. (23 October 2019)
1	Prize: Best thing from a shed.	2	4	5	1	3
2	Throw something into this pedal bin from the furthest distance. The pedal bin must be shut when you throw your thing.	1	5	4	2	3
3	Write the best lyrics to the Taskmaster theme tune and perform them in the most memorable way.	2	4	1	3	5
4	Team: Supply the sound for this film. You will have one chance to perform all the sounds in time with the film.	2	3	2	3	3
5	Live: Without adjusting your welder's mask at any point, draw your own face on the front of your welder's mask. Your face should be the same size of your face and either very angry or very happy.	3	4	3	5	4
Total		10	20	15	15	17
Episode 9: Don't like them go bang. (30 October 2019)
1	Prize: Most desirable smooth thing.	5	4	4	4	4
2	Give Alex a five-word instruction in the most spy-like way. You must not be seen or heard communicating with Alex in any way.	5	2	4	3	2
3	Inflate, tie and pop as many balloons as possible in ten minutes. Once you pop your first balloon, you may not inflate any more balloons. If any balloons are still inflated after ten minutes, you are disqualified. Also, you may not look at a clock or any sort of timing device at any point.	3	5	DQ	DQ	4
4	Make either a knee and an elbow, a knee and a knee or an elbow or an elbow look like a famous couple. You must only use your knees and elbows.	3	3	1	5	2
5	Team Live: Standing in a queue, draw the most accurate pictures. Alex will show the person at the back of the queue a picture. The person at the back of the queue must draw this picture on the back of the person in front of them. The person at the front of the queue must draw the picture they think has been drawn on the back of their pad. No-one may communicate with anyone else.	3	3	5	5	5
Total		19	17	14	17	17
Episode 10: Think about the spirit. (6 November 2019)
1	Prize: Best thing that is very long and thin.	3	2	4	5	1
2	Do the most preposterous thing with this chickpea.	2	4	1	3	5
3	Team: Make the best cup of tea in this tea cup. You must use all the equipment on the table. You must not use anything from the kitchen. You must wear the washing-up gloves throughout the task.	5	1	5	1	1
4	Complete the seven tasks. When you touch a task in any way, you must complete it before looking inside another task.	DQ	5	DQ	DQ	DQ
5	Live: Pull the short breadstick. Taking it in turns, you must pull a breadstick out of the apron of the person next to you. Before each pull, the breadstick's bearer must point to one of the breadsticks, wink, and say "This is the short breadstick". If you pull the short breadstick, the breadstick bearer is disqualified.	0	0	0	0	5
T	Make a pop-up toy pause for the longest before popping up. You may use on spread to make your toy pause longer.	–	✔	–	–	✘
Total		10	12	10	9	12
Grand Total		128	167	154	158	159

Notes

Series 10

Episodes from Series 10:

Task	Description	Daisy May Cooper	Johnny Vegas	Katherine Parkinson	Mawaan Rizwan	Richard Herring
Episode 1: God's haemorrhoid. (15 October 2020)
1	Prize: Nicest thing to put in your mouth.	5	3	2	1	4
2	Knock the coconut off its perch.	DQ	DQ	DQ	DQ	DQ
	Put all these drinks on the table in the caravan without spilling a drop. Also, you must be clutching this teddy at all times. Also, you must not walk on the grass while holding drinks.
3	Make the largest object properly vanish. You may not use any editing trickery.	1	4	3	5	3
4	Land the most egg in the frying pan. You may not throw any egg, you must stay on this balcony and you may only use the contents of one of these boxes.	1	0	0	0	0
5	Live: Get the most balls in your bucket. At the end of the task, all the balls in your bucket must be the same colour as each other. You will lose 5 points for every different coloured ball in your bucket. You may only touch your litter pickers and you must stay on your spot at all times.	4	3	1	2	5
Total		11	10	6	8	12
Episode 2: A documentary about a despot. (22 October 2020)
1	Prize: Best thing with loads of holes in it.	2	1	4	5	3
2	Team: Find the treasure. Do not break the box.	4	–	5	5	4
	Special: Make one different noise for ten seconds every minute for 20 minutes. Each noise must be slightly louder than the last and you must make no other noise during the 20 minutes. You must stay on this chair throughout the 20 minutes.	–	4	–	–	–
3	Make the best portrait of the Taskmaster and his favourite toy using only balloons, pegs, and your own clothes. Your portrait must fill this frame.	1	5	4	2	2
4	Get all the exercise balls in the hoops. You may not move the hoops or get out of the boat.	5	2	3	DQ	4
5	Live: Guess the things that are making the noise.	6	3	3	4	6
T	Select a wind-up toy dinosaur and release it from the starter mark. If it falls off the table, you are disqualified.	–	–	✔	–	✘
Total		18	15	19	16	19
Episode 3: Point of swivel. (29 October 2020)
1	Prize: Best thing that probably has a spring in its mechanism.	1	5	2	4	3
2	Make the best upside down film.	2	5	3	4	1
3	Put all the spaghetti into the grapefruit. The grapefruit may not leave this room. For the last eight minutes, you must stand with both feet on the spot on the floor.	5	3	1	4	2
4	Catapult this shoe into the bath using a home-made catapult contraption. Only your feet may operate your catapult contraption. You may not move the bath or this red green, and you must build your catapult contraption on this red green.	5	4	1	2	3
5	Team Live: Draw a picture of the object on your card. You may not speak or communicate with with your team mates in any way. You must stay on your spots and not move the canvas or turntable.	6	0	0	0	6
Total		19	17	7	14	15
Episode 4: Toshwash. (5 November 2020)
1	Prize: Cheekiest food.	2	1	4	5	3
2	Make this phone ring.	4	1	2	3	5
3	Team: Secretly puts something that looks amazing in your bag.	5	5	0	0	0
	Team: Persuade the security guard to look in your bag. You may describe what is in your bag, but you must not say what is in your bag.
4	Drop this water balloon from the greatest height without it bursting. You may not damage the water balloon or remove any water from it.	5	5	5	3	4
5	Live: Roll an edible sphere across the finish line. The person whose edible sphere crosses the finish line first, each round, is eliminated. If your edible sphere stops moving before the finishing line, you are eliminated.	3	5	4	2	1
Total		19	17	15	13	13
Episode 5: I hate your trainers. (12 November 2020)
1	Prize: Best pointy thing.	2	3	4	1	5
2	Bag the heaviest thing from the furthest distance. Your attempt ends when you have bagged an item. Your score is the weight of the bagged object in grams multiplied by the distance from the bagging machine in centimetres.	2	1	5	3	4
3	Paint a picture of a howling wolf on this teapot. You may not touch the teapot or remove it from the turntable and you may not tamper with the turntable or its power. The turntable will keep speeding up until you have named 20 American states. If you do name 20 American states, the turntable will slow down.	5	3	1	2	5
4	Do something out of character with this £20.	5	4	3	5	4
5	Team: Eat the most watermelon. You must be wearing a boiler suit and goggles while you're eating the watermelon. You must not feed yourself.	5	3	3	3	5
6	Live: Say the most different words without hesitating for more than two seconds. The person who says the fewest words each round is eliminated.	5	1	4	3	3
Total		24	15	20	17	26
Episode 6: Hippopotamus. (19 November 2020)
1	Prize: Most narcissistic thing.	2	4	3	5	2
2	Silently, make the tastiest and prettiest cocktail with the coolest name. If you make any noise over 60 dB, you must pour anything you've prepared into the bucket, shout shout your given phrase at a volume of over 100 dB and start again.	2	4	1	5	3
3	Draw the animal that is watching you. The animal is wearing a hat. You may not leave this room and you must look in the mirror at all times.	4	5	1	3	2
4	Get the most water from butt A into butt B. You may not move a butt in the first five minutes.	4	2	1	5	3
5	Team Live: Draw the animal named on your card. Each artist may draw three straight lines in their turn. The artist's teammates may have one guess after these three lines. If the guess is incorrect, the other team's artist can draw their straight lines. You may not speak or communicate with your teammates in any way.	2	4	4	4	2
Total		14	19	10	22	12
Episode 7: Legit glass. (26 November 2020)
1	Prize: Best thing that is bigger at the top than the bottom.	2	3	4	5	1
2	Get to that finish line clutching chicken number 2. Get chicken number 1 across the start line aboard radio-controlled [contestant's name]. You must sit on the office chair at all times. If anything touches the little robots, your attempt is over.	DQ	4	DQ	5	3
3	Team: Tell your team mate what is in this safe. You may speak into this microphone and they will hear your message played backwards.	–	–	–	3	0
	Team: Decipher the message to work out what is in this safe.	0	3	3	–	–
4	Make the best marble run. After releasing your marble, you may not touch your marble, nor do anything to affect its movement.	4	2	5	DQ	3
5	Live: Communicate to the Taskmaster the item on your card. You may only make noises. You may not use any actions or anything that sounds like a word.	5	4	1	3	2
T	Work out how many sheets there are on a loo roll.	–	✔	–	✘	–
Total		11	16	13	16	9
Episode 8: Moments of silence. (3 December 2020)
1	Prize: Best thing with wings.	2	1	3	4	5
2	Fill this cup so that it overfloweth. The cup must remain atop the cup pole at all times. Only liquids may touch the red green.	DQ	DQ	DQ	DQ	DQ
3	Learn your lines.	3	4	2	2	5
4	Drink one full tablespoon of coconut water. If you use the same coconut water extraction method as another contestant, you will be disqualified.	DQ	3	5	DQ	4
5	Team Live: Stare at your opponent without blinking. You must both be pulling the face that the Taskmaster chooses.	2	4	2	4	4
Total		7	12	12	10	18
Episode 9: Air Horn Andy. (10 December 2020)
1	Prize: Best bedding.	3	2	2	4	5
2	Make the biggest beer mat house on this table. While making your biggest beer mat house, you must ring the doorbell after exactly one minute, then after 58 more seconds, then 56 seconds and so on until 0 seconds. If you make more than two mistakes with the doorbell timing, you will be disqualified.	4	DQ	DQ	5	3
3	Complete the most tasks. There is one task behind each door. You may choose the order to open the doors. You may only move when the doors are moving and you must stay on this side of the white line. During the task, you must tell Alex which door to open within one minute of the previous door closing.	5	3	1	2	4
4	Work out how many balls are in the basket. Every ball must be in the basket when you make your guess.	5	DQ	DQ	3	4
5	Live: Draw this monster the Taskmaster is going to describe.	3	4	3	4	5
Total		20	9	6	18	21
Episode 10: Dog meat trifle. (17 December 2020)
1	Prize: Greatest collection.	4	3	2	5	1
2	Put these wellies on the spider's feet. You must carry a welly at all times, but you must never carry more than three wellies. You must not cut, untie or snap the twine.	5	DQ	1	4	3
3	Team: Perform this song.	5	2	2	2	5
4	Neatly hang all of Bernard's clothes on that coat rail. You must stay behind the line at all times.	1	4	5	2	3
5	Live: Wearing mittens at all times, balance either all the mints or all the biscuits on a spaghetti bridge. The mints or biscuits must only touch spaghetti. The spaghetti must be balanced on the coconuts. The coconuts must remain on their stands.	0	0	0	4	5
T	How many green eggs are under the Taskmaster's chair?	–	–	–	✘	✔
Total		15	9	10	17	17
Grand Total		158	139	118	151	162

Taskmaster's New Year Treat

Episode from Taskmaster's New Year Treat:

Task	Description	John Hannah	Krishnan Guru-Murthy	Nicola Coughlan	Rylan Clark-Neal	Shirley Ballas
Episode 1: The fastest duck. (1 January 2021)
1	Prize: Best thing to bring to a party.	1	2	4	3	5
2	Get the biggest thing through the doughnut without breaking the doughnut.	2	3	1	5	4
3	Sculpt the scene on the other side of this wall.	3	4	2	5	1
4	Build the lightest tower on this set of scales. You may not move the scales or tape anything to them, and you may not tamper with or block the fan. The fan will be on for 1 minute every other minute. Your tower must be taller than a wolf and stand by itself for 10 seconds.	5	4	0	DQ	3
	Bonus: Every time Alex rings his little bell, you have to pretend you've had a brilliant idea.	–	–	–	0	–
5	Live: Without your fellow contestants seeing, select one object from your box. If you select the same object as one of your fellow contestants, you will both lose 1 actual point.	-1	-1	-1	0	-1
	Live: Strike the most balls into the bath with your object. If any of your balls touch the Taskmaster, you lose 1 actual point.	0	0	4	0	5
Total		10	12	10	13	17

Series 11

Episodes from Series 11:

Task	Description	Charlotte Ritchie	Jamali Maddix	Lee Mack	Mike Wozniak	Sarah Kendall
Episode 1: It's not your fault. (18 March 2021)
1	Prize: Best thing you can carry, but only just.	1	2	4	5	3
2	Do the most impressive thing under the table with one hand. You must be looking at the camera and waving with your other hand throughout your impressive thing.	2	3	3	5	4
3	Catch the rat. You must be at least three metres from the rat when you catch it. The rat will run across the red green in 30 minutes.	DQ	1	5	3	3
4	Deliver all the plates to Alex. When carrying the plates you must be traveling by scooter, or bicycle or hoverboard. For every plate fallen or broken you have 20 minutes added to your time.	2	1	5	3	4
5	Live: Stack your buckets so that they are taller than you, then put one beanbag on top of the buckets. You may not leave your spot at any point.	0	0	0	0	5
Total		5	7	17	17	18
Episode 2: The Lure of the Treacle Puppies. (25 March 2021)
1	Prize: Best drinking vessel.	5	1	2	4	3
2	Make the balloon hover untethered for 20 seconds. During the hovering the top of the balloon must not be higher than your chin and the bottom of the balloon must not be lower than your waist. Also you must sneer throughout the 20 seconds.	0	5	0	4	3
3	Team: Have an argument. You must take it in turns to angrily make a point using nor more than 10 words, and you must always end your point with a different four-letter word. You must look at each other throughout the argument and the person speaking must angrily wag their finger during their speech. The argument is over when there is ten seconds of silence, or when one of you looks away.	2	2	5	5	2
4	Make the house haunted.	3	3	4	4	5
5	Live: Correctly guess your standing in the group. The Taskmaster will read out a category. Then you must hold the number that reflects your standing in the group.	2	2	5	4	4
Total		12	13	16	21	17
Episode 3: Run up a tree to the moon. (1 April 2021)
1	Prize: Most shocking thing bigger than a cat but smaller than a pig.	1	3	5	3	3
2	Make the sauna stones hiss. You must be standing behind the rope when the sauna stones hiss. You may not move the sauna stones or this rope. You may not use a hose.	4	1	2	3	5
3	Create the best new way to remember how many days each of the months has.	3	4	1	2	5
4	Get all of your luggage through security. You must stay inside the maze until your luggage has been through the x-ray machine. You may go under one rope, and release one rope. You may also disconnect one pole completely, but you must then pick up that pole and carry it for the rest of the task. If any of your luggage touches any of the barriers, the maze will restart and you must start again.	DQ	DQ	5	DQ	4
5	Team Live: Act out a nursery rhyme for the Taskmaster to guess. You must remain silent and on your spots throughout.	3	3	5	5	3
Total		11	11	18	13	20
Episode 4: Premature conker. (8 April 2021)
1	Prize: Craziest thing.	4	3	1	4	5
2	Get all of the banana in the bottle. You may not break the bottle. The bottle may not leave the lab.	1	3	4	DQ	5
3	Team: Put the bag of salt on that table over there. No one may move whilst holding the bag of salt. If the bag of salt touches the ground at any point, you must return to your starting point. If any bell touches the ground at any point, you must return to your starting point. You may not touch the rope or your belts.	5	5	DQ	DQ	5
4	Get this sheet of loo roll as far from here as possible. Only this sheet of loo roll may touch the ground. The loo roll must not break at any point and the loo roll inner tube must stay on the loo roll holder at all times.	DQ	5	DQ	DQ	4
5	Live: Write down what five things are in the bowl under the table and how many of each thing there are. You must look at the Taskmaster throughout this task. One of your hands must be in the bowl and the other must be holding your pen throughout the task.	3	5	2	2	4
Total		13	21	7	6	23
Episode 5: Slap and tong. (15 April 2021)
1	Prize: Best thing you can operate with your hand.	1	5	4	3	2
2	Cover your lower half in biodegradable clingfilm and gaffer tape so that no part of your lower half isn't covered in biodegradable cling film and gaffer tape.	3	5	1	2	4
	Put on the captain's hat. Your lower half must be completely covered in biodegradable cling film and gaffer tape when wearing the captain's hat.
3	Make the best uniform for this bee. You must wear your beekeeping outfit throughout the task.	4	1	5	3	2
4	Arrange the seven objects in a line on the table in order of how many sides they have. Fewest side on the left, most sides on your right. You may only touch the objects with your face. If anything falls from the table, you are disqualified. You must put on your darkness goggles now.	5	DQ	DQ	4	DQ
5	Team Live: Grab the marshmallow with your tongs. When the Taskmaster says "play", you have 10 seconds to grab the marshmallow. Once your tongs are over the table, you must attempt to grab the marshmallow. If you successfully grab the marshmallow, you win.	4	4	2	2	4
	Bat away the marshmallow. When the Taskmaster says "play", you have 10 seconds to bat away the marshmallow. Your hand may not be over the table until the other player's tongs are over the table. If you bat away the marshmallow, you win.
Total		17	15	12	14	12
Episode 6: Absolute casserole. (22 April 2021)
1	Prize: Most annoying thing.	2	5	1	3	4
S	Fart.	–	–	–	1	–
2	Make the best portrait of the Taskmaster on this door using only your feet.	3	5	1	2	4
3	Team: Vandalise this wall.	1	1	5	5	1
4	Identify the contents of the battered items in this fish and chips order. You may: lick and sniff all of the items, bite into two, squeeze one between your elbows, really stamp on one, look at one through a magnifying glass, and put one in a glass of water.	3	5	1	2	4
5	Live: Tie the very ends of the string to the arms of the glasses, then put the glasses on.	2	1	5	4	3
T	Fire as many rubber bands as possible into Alex's bum bag.	–	✔	–	✘	–
Total		11	17	13	17	16
Episode 7: You've got no chutzpah. (29 April 2021)
1	Prize: Best thing to hang on a wall that you wouldn't normally hang on a wall.	4	2	5	1	4
2	Complete these tasks. You may not step beyond this line. You had ten minutes from when the fire was lit.	2	4	3	5	1
3	Make the best babushka meal. Each course must be presented inside the previous course.	2	5	4	1	4
4	Team: Get out of the front gate setting off the alarm the fewest times. Every time the alarm goes off, you must start again. You must only step on your stepping stones.	0	0	5	5	0
5	Live: Make your rubber gloves and wellies as heavy as possible whilst wearing your rubber gloves and wellies. You must only put things in your rubber gloves for the first minute.	1	1	5	2	3
Total		9	12	22	14	12
Episode 8: An orderly species. (6 May 2021)
1	Prize: Most satisfying wobbly thing.	3	3	3	3	3
2	Say the word "metronome" between every tick of this metronome. You may not touch or stop the metronome. Also, you must blow up and tie a balloon so it's bigger than your head, neatly gift wrap the balloon, and eat three whole poppadoms.	1	4	4	5	1
3	Team: Draw the best picture of a British animal. Each person must fill in one section at a time and may not look at any other section during that time. Every section must be used, and you may not communicate with each other in any way during the task.	2	2	3	3	2
4	Record the greatest aircraft safety announcement then perform the greatest aircraft safety demonstration. Your announcement must be in an accent or language other than your own, and your demonstration must be unforgettable.	4	4	3	5	3
5	Live: Stand on either one leg or both legs. You must do so, one at a time, behind this curtain, with your hands on your head. The Taskmaster will then guess if your standing on either one leg or both legs. If he guesses correctly, you are eliminated.	1	3	5	1	3
Total		11	16	18	17	12
Episode 9: Mr Octopus and Pottyhands. (13 May 2021)
1	Prize: Nattiest knitwear.	5	3	4	4	2
2	Make the most impressive and realistic weather for Taskmaster island. Your weather must last for no more than a minute.	5	2	1	4	3
3	Build a tower, then topple your tower so that yoghurt lands in a numbered square. You have one yoghurt and one toppling attempt.	5	3	0	0	4
4	Look the most different in four different photos taken by the camera. The camera will spin round three times and take a picture every time it faces the frame. You must not hinder the camera or the spinning mechanism in any way. You must be in all four photos.	4	2	3	5	3
5	Live: Shove your fish onto the target using your mop. You must shove your fish within 10 seconds of Alex laying down your fish. Furthest from the target ten seconds after each round is eliminated.	1	3	1	5	4
Total		20	13	9	18	16
Episode 10: Activate Jamali. (20 May 2021)
1	Prize: Thing that makes you look the toughest.	3	4	2	5	1
2	Make the best picture of a big scary dinosaur using this photocopier. You may not leave the garage.	2	3	4	1	5
3	Scientifically work out how much Alex's feet and head weigh. You may not use the internet.	4	1	5	2	3
4	Team: Direct your teammate into the red circle. You must stay on your chair at all times. You may only issue one instruction of three words every 30 seconds.	2	2	5	5	2
5	Live: Keeping your head still at all times, correctly don your special outfit. For every second your head is out of the frame, 10 seconds will be added to your time. Put your hands in the air when you are correctly dressed.	5	2	3	4	1
Total		16	12	19	17	12
Grand Total		125	137	151	154	158

Notes

Series 12

Episodes from Series 12:

Task	Description	Alan Davies	Desiree Burch	Guz Khan	Morgana Robinson	Victoria Coren Mitchell
Episode 1: An imbalance in the poppability. (23 September 2021)
1	Prize: The thing that if you put it in a bag and sat on it, it would feel the nicest.	4	5	1	2	3
2	Strike Alex with a ball. Alex may not run, hide or leave the Taskmaster grounds. Fastest wins.	1	4	2	5	3
	Bonus for calling Alex a "little fucker"	0	0	0	1	0
3	Paint the most flattering picture of the Taskmaster in action on the canvas in the lab. The canvas will either be six inches or six feet above you. You must lie flat on your back on the creeper at all times. You must tell Alex if you want the canvas to be six inches or six feet above you within the next ten seconds.	4	3	5	2	1
4	Pop the balloon. You must stay behind the rope at all times. You must not move the rope. You may buy the tools you need with time. Fastest wins.	5	1	3	2	4
5	Live: Write down a cool hobby, a fun animal and a famous person.	1	3	3	5	1
	Live: Strike a pose to represent first, your cool hobby, then your fun animal, then your famous person. You must hold your pose until the end of the round. The Taskmaster will attempt to guess what each pose represents. You may not make a noise or movement when posed.
Total		15	16	14	17	12
Episode 2: Oatmeal and death. (30 September 2021)
1	Prize: Most awesome square.	4	1	5	2	3
2	Team: Scale the mountain. Your attempt must last exactly five minutes and will be sped up by five times afterwards. Most thrilling ascent wins.	3	5	5	5	3
3	Work out the contents of these bags. You may not open the bags. You can either ask Alex to make one tiny hole in each bag and have five minutes examination time during which you must eat at least one big spoonful from each bag, or ask Alex to put all the contents in a blender for one minute and then have ten minutes examination time during which eating is optional.	3	4	1	3	5
4	Completely paint this space hopper green without making any mess. The entire space hopper must be green. The entire space hopper must stay in the dome. When you are satisfied that you are finished, put your hands on your hips and bow deeply at your green space hopper. Fastest and least messy wins.	3	2	4	5	1
5	Live: Put on the medallion. You must not take off your jacket or break the box. Fastest wins.	3	4	5	2	1
Total		16	16	20	17	13
Episode 3: The end of the franchise. (7 October 2021)
1	Prize: Most old-fashioned thing that you still use.	3	5	4	2	1
2	Copy Alex. Alex will demonstrate his actions twice, then you will have one attempt to copy Alex. Closest copy wins.	1	4	2	3	5
3	Make the highest sand bridge across the river. You may not leave the lab. Your sand bridge must support the egg and the egg must be able to pass under the sand bridge.	5	3	1	4	2
	Bonus: Most extravagant sand bridge.	1	0	0	1	0
4	Film the most thrilling 30-second sequence wearing the welly-cam.	2	5	3	4	3
5	Team Live: Correctly guess your teammate's object. Your teammate will represent their object through the medium of shadows on the screen. Fastest correct guess wins two actual points per round.	2	4	4	4	2
Total		14	21	14	18	13
Episode 4: The customised inhaler. (14 October 2021)
1	Prize: Best thing that has quite a few layers.	5	4	3	1	2
2	Complete the course as slowly as possible. You must be riding the bicycle forwards within the limits of the course at all times. Every time you put a foot on the ground, the clock will be paused and your final time will be halved. If you leave the course or miss an instruction, your time will also be halved and the clock will be paused until you are back in position. Slowest wins.	4	5	3	1	2
3	Spread jam on a slice of toast in a really cool way. Coolest jam spreading wins.	4	2	5	2	3
4	Team: Solve the riddle. You must all stay in your rooms. Fastest wins.	5	2	2	2	5
	Bonus: Make one of your teammates say the word submarine. You may not say submarine at any point. If they think you've tried to make them say submarine, you lose two points.	-	-	-	2	-
5	Live: Get the most forks in your bucket. You may only throw a fork after a full spin on your chair. You must stay sat in your chair at all times and you may not move your chair.	3	2	1	5	4
Total		21	15	14	13	16
Episode 5: Croissants is croissants. (21 October 2021)
1	Prize: Most elegant thing beginning with G.	4	1	5	3	2
2	Sit on a cake. Fastest wins.	2	4	3	1	5
	Bonus: Best cake.	0	0	0	5	0
3	Team: Get the most balls in the net. Everyone must stay on their spots at all times. If anyone other than the task reader touches or handles a ball, you lose five balls from your ball total. Also, the person on the middle spot must sit for ten seconds and then stand up straight for ten seconds on repeat. Any balls remaining between the task reader and the middle person will be deducted from your ball total.	0	0	0	0	0
4	Prevent Alex from scoring a goal. The ball and goalpost must be on their spots when Alex attempts to score a goal. You must be 12 yards from the ball when Alex attempts to score. Slowest goal scored by Alex wins.	4	1	3	5	2
5	Live: Pop the most balloons. You may pop between one and ten balloons each turn. If you pop one of the five bad balloons, you are disqualified. The eventual winner gets ten actual points.	4	2	10	3	1
Total		14	8	21	17	10
Episode 6: A chair in a sweet. (28 October 2021)
1	Prize: Most desirable thing for the person below you in the alphabet, or the highest alphabetically if you're the lowest alphabetically.	2	5	3	4	1
2	Land the iron on the ironing board from the furthest distance. The ironing board must be standing at it's maximum height when the iron lands on it and the iron must remain on the ironing board for the attempt to count.	5	1	4	2	3
3	Make a cute toy for a cute dog. The dog will have five minutes with your cute toy. Most engaged dog wins.	3	1	5	4	2
4	Sit on the red chair in the secret tower. You may only step on circles on your way. You may only stand on each circle once, unless it is black. You may stand on a black circle twice, but never twice in a row. Also you must put this task in the shredder within the first minute. If you fail for any reason, Alex will blow his whistle. Return everything to its starting position and you must start again. Fastest wins.	3	5	2	4	1
5	Live: Choose the number of sheets you want for the second part of the task. Each sheet will reduce your points total by five.	1	5	5	3	2
	Live: Make paper aeroplanes. Your paper aeroplanes must look like aeroplanes. Most points wins.
Total		14	17	19	17	9
Episode 7: The integrity of the product. (4 November 2021)
1	Prize: Most ridiculous thin thing.	3	4	1	2	5
2	Put up a shelf for all the Taskmaster's snooker balls. All the Taskmaster's snooker balls must be at the Taskmaster's eyeline. Only the Taskmaster's snooker balls may be on the finished shelf. Fastest wins.	4	3	3	3	3
3	Write and perform a 30-second jingle. You must reach into the barrel to find the subject of your jingle, then pop a balloon to discover the instrument that you must play under your jingle.	4	5	4	5	2
4	Either get the pipe through the box and everything in it then get the box and everything in it through the pipe or get the box and everything in it through the pipe then get the pipe through the box and everything in it. Fastest wins.	0	5	0	4	3
5	Live: Each person must direct their fellow contestants to draw an image. The drawing director may only use the following words: line, circle, square, big, small, up, down, left, right, middle, please, bendy. At the end of one minute, the drawers must write down what they think the image is. The drawers will receive one point per correct guess. The drawing director will also receive one point per correct guess. Most points overall wins.	5	0	0	0	5
Total		16	17	8	14	18
Episode 8: A couple of Ethels. (11 November 2021)
1	Prize: Best thing you use for something other than its actual purpose.	4	5	3	2	1
2	Make and wear a popcorn necklace with at least five pieces of popcorn and then do the opposite of the following: You must under no circumstances not avoid not making the bell not ring. The task is over when you have either rung the bell or not rung the bell and said "I did the right thing" three times. Fastest to not do the wrong thing wins. If you don't do the right thing, you lose five points.	4	-5	5	3	-5
3	Team: Play the most brilliant minute of socially-distanced sport.	5	5	5	5	5
	Team: Provide the most iconic and memorable commentary for this brilliant one minute of socially-distanced sport. One of you must commentate on the action, another must provide analysis. Best commentary on the most brilliant socially-distanced sport wins.
4	Make your face look like another face when your face is turned upside-down. Most expressive and radically different upside-down face wins.	5	2	4	4	5
5	Live: Pop up before the object, but only just. You are only allowed to pop up once. Closest to the pop before the pop wins the round. If you pop up after the object, you get no points that round.	3	2	4	5	3
T	Blow the feather across the table using only your nose.	✔	–	✘	–	–
Total		21	9	21	19	9
Episode 9: Nothing matters. (18 November 2021)
1	Prize: 40 things that are all the same and can all fit on a towel and are the best.	5	4	3	1	2
2	Have the longest telephone conversation without the other person knowing you are trying to have a long telephone conversation. During the call, you must not mention television or Taskmaster. Every minute, you must reveal and carry out an action from the board. If the person you call says any of the key words, you must hang up immediately. You must call someone within two minutes from now.	1	5	3	2	4
3	Strike the soldier with your throwing paint. The soldier will say your name every five seconds. You may not remove or tamper with your helmet. Fastest wins.	1	4	3	5	2
4	Get goosebumps. Your goosebumps must be revealed in the lab. Fastest wins.	4	3	0	5	0
5	Team Live: Get the highest score by sliding your ducks. Each team will slide a pair of ducks three times. The duck slider must smirk at the Taskmaster whilst sliding their ducks. The winning team will receive five points per person, the losing team will get zero.	0	5	5	5	0
Total		11	21	14	18	8
Episode 10: Caring Uncle Minpict. (25 November 2021)
1	Prize: Most magnificent floppy thing.	4	5	4	2	1
2	Drink all this drink with your mouth open. Your mouth must be visibly open throughout. Fastest wins.	3	5	4	2	1
3	Team: Using your whole body to make individual characters, describe the Taskmaster. Your description must be a minimum of 20 characters long. Most vivid description wins.	5	-	-	4	-
	Team: Work out what your teammate's tasks are. You must stay in the caravan and must not communicate with your teammates in any way. After 10 minutes, you must write down what you think their tasks were. Best guesser wins.	-	4	-	-	5
	Lick a chocolate button, stick it on your forehead, then transfer the chocolate button to your mouth without touching it with your hands or leaving the chair.	-	-	4	-	-
4	Propose to Alex in the most irresistible way.	4	4	5	5	3
5	Live: One at a time, make a noise without the Taskmaster identifying you. The person who makes the most unidentifiable noises wins.	3	3	5	5	3
Total		19	21	22	18	13
Grand Total		161	161	167	168	121

Taskmaster's New Year Treat II

Episode from Taskmaster's New Year Treat II:

Task	Description	Adrian Chiles	Claudia Winkleman	Jonnie Peacock	Lady Leshurr	Sayeeda Warsi
1	Prize: Most beguiling, unwieldy, shiny thing.	3	1	4	5	2
2	Put the egg in the egg cup in the most daring way. If the egg breaks, you are disqualified.	5	2	DQ	3	4
3	Drink all the vinegar.	5	0	4	0	0
4	Choose a length for this pole, then guide it through the course. The person who completes the course with the longest pole wins. Every time your pole touches something other than your hands, 10cm will be taken from its length.	5	1	4	3	2
5	Live: Choose a ball.	4	2	3	1	5
	Live: Turn your ball into a head. Your new head must be the head of one of your fellow contestants.
Total		22	6	15	12	13

Notes

Series 13

Episodes from Series 13:

Task	Description	Ardal O'Hanlon	Bridget Christie	Chris Ramsey	Judi Love	Sophie Duker
Episode 1: The noise that blue makes. (14 April 2022)
1	Prize: The thing that, if you found it in a skip, you would be most excited by.	1	5	4	2	3
2	Find all 10 ducks. You must stay in the lab. Fastest wins.	1	3	5	4	3
3	Create the best picture of the Taskmaster using only lipstick on your lips.	3	4	5	1	3
4	Devise a duel and have the duel with Alex. Most exhilarating duel wins.	2	3	4	1	5
5	Live: Count to 13 as a group, each player taking it in turns to say a number. Every time you say an odd number, you must also squat. Every time you say an even number, you must also jump. If you make a mistake, you are out. If you reach 13 or someone is eliminated, other rules will be introduced. If the Taskmaster thinks you have hesitated for too long, you will be eliminated.	3	1	5	2	4
Total		10	16	23	10	18
Episode 2: Birdy hand finger. (21 April 2022)
1	Prize: The object that you would most like to show to an alien.	5	2	2	2	2
2	Either tie a ribbon round the maypole or strike it with a ping pong ball. You must be properly blindfolded at all times and must never step beyond the rope. Fastest wins.	3	1	4	2	5
3	Reveal the coolest photo in your phone.	1	5	4	3	2
	Recreate the coolest photo in your phone. Most accurate recreation wins.
4	Team: Score a goal with each of the exercise balls. You may only move the exercise balls on the pitch when driving the buggy. Each person must score a goal using their own personal wheels to drive the buggy and no-one may score two goals in a row. Fastest hat-trick wins.	5	3	5	3	3
5	Live: Identify the object under your table and draw it on the canvas on the underside of your table. You must also write down three words to describe your object. Most accurate drawing wins. You must also stare menacingly at the Taskmaster at all times.	1	5	3	4	1
Total		15	16	18	14	13
Episode 3: I think I've got this. (28 April 2022)
1	Prize: The item that sounds funniest when you say its name over and over again.	3	4	3	5	2
2	Accurately and emotionally recreate a great moment from history using these two traffic cones. Most accurate and emotional recreation wins.	4	5	2	1	3
3	Make all of these things happen at the same time. The monsters must be squatting. The robot must be walking. The marble must be rolling. The cradle must be clicking. The sand must be falling. The fidget spinner must be spinning. The candles must be out. You must applaud when you think you've finished. Fastest wins.	0	4	5	0	0
4	Enable Alex to bite his duck. You may not encroach upon the decking. Fastest wins.	2	5	1	3	4
	Bonus for the person who gets Alex the least wet.	0	1	0	1	1
5	Team Live: As a team, put one of your faces and one of your legs through the hole. The Taskmaster will guess whether the leg belongs to the face or the other contestant. Most wrong guesses after three rounds wins.	2	6	2	6	6
Total		11	25	13	16	16
Episode 4: Shoe Who. (5 May 2022)
1	Prize: Best night-time thing.	5	4	2	1	3
2	Display the shoe Alex is thinking of. All the other shoes must be out of sight at the end of the attempt. You may only ask yes or no questions and you must say/do your given phrase/action after every answer. Fewest questions wins.	2	1	5	4	3
3	Team: Give Alex the best stag minute. By the end of the stag minute, Alex must be ready to get married.	5	4	5	4	4
4	Make a stirring speech for the Taskmaster out of this bunting. Longest speech that is deemed to be stirring by the Taskmaster wins. You may only use the letters currently on the bunting.	1	2	4	5	3
5	Live: Taking it in turns, roll a tyre down the Knappett. You must roll from on the stage. If your tyre does not pass the line, you may not roll any further tyres. If both your dolls topple, you may not roll any further tyres. Last doll standing wins.	4	5	1	2	3
T	Turn over the most beer mats.	✔	–	✘	–	–
Total		17	16	17	16	16
Episode 5: Having a little chuckle. (12 May 2022)
1	Prize: Most surprising thing from their wardrobe.	4	5	1	3	2
2a	Make this key difficult but possible to retrieve.	0	0	0	0	0
3	Give Alex a high-five. The third-fastest high-fiver wins. If you are the first or the last, you will receive no points. You must high-five Alex within 10 minutes.	4	0	4	0	5
4	Make the water level rise to the top of the big fish tank. You have 15 minutes to gather six things, then you must put all six things in the big fish tank. You may not put anything in the big fish tank before the 15 minutes are up and if any water leaves the big fish tank at any point, you are disqualified. Closest water level to the top of the big fish tank wins. No fish tanks may leave this room.	5	DQ	DQ	4	DQ
2b	Answer Alex's phone call. If you find a cuddly toy, you must carry it with you until you answer Alex's phone call. Also, you must be making a noise over 50dB for at least 50% of the time until you answer Alex's phone call. Fastest wins.	5	1	4	3	2
5	Live: Pop three red balls out of your hole. You may only pop out one ball at a time. If you pop out a black ball, you must stop popping out balls and scream for five seconds. If you pop out a white ball, everyone must stop popping out balls and dance like a worm for five seconds. If you pop out a duck, you are disqualified. Also, you must stare lovingly at the Taskmaster throughout the task. Fastest wins.	3	5	2	1	4
Total		21	11	11	11	13
Episode 6: The 75th question. (19 May 2022)
1	Prize: Most calming item.	5	1	4	2	3
2	Use the cement mixer for something other than mixing cement. Best use of a cement mixer other than mixing cement wins. Your time starts when Alex does an impression of you.	1	2	5	3	1
3	Record the highest number on this pedometer.	2	5	4	1	3
4	Hold a meeting with yourselves. There must be eight of you at the meeting. Most dramatic meeting moment wins.	4	1	2	5	3
5	Live: Correctly guess this person's first name. You must ask a yes or no question on your turn. If you take more than ten seconds to ask your question, you miss a go. The person who guesses correctly wins five points.	0	0	0	0	5
T	Sing "I've won" in a low voice and "this tiebreak" in a high voice. Greatest vocal range wins.	–	–	✘	–	✔
Total		12	9	15	11	15
Episode 7: Heg. (26 May 2022)
1	Prize: Nicest thing to put your finger in.	5	3	3	3	4
2	Show off. Biggest show-off wins.	3	2	5	4	5
3	Team: Deliver a cocktail to Greg. Your cocktail must have the following ingredients: three different liquids shaken and stirred, one piece of fruit, quite a bit of ice. Every ingredient must pass through a head pipe before entering the Taskmaster's glass. Fastest wins.	2	5	2	5	5
4	Sculpt the most beautiful sculpture. Your sculpture must weigh exactly 150g and be entirely edible.	4	5	5	4	5
	Completely consume your beautiful sculpture. Fastest wins.	2	1	3	5	4
5	Live: Build the tallest tower of toilet rolls in front of your spot. After 100 seconds, you will throw both of your shoes at the towers one at a time from the throwing spot. Whoever builds the tallest tower will throw first. Tallest toilet roll tower after all shoes are thrown wins.	4	3	1	3	5
Total		20	19	19	24	28
Episode 8: You tuper super. (2 June 2022)
1	Prize: Loveliest thing to hold above your head.	1	5	3	2	5
2	Learn Swedish. You'll have a five-minute conversation with a Swedish person in 15 minutes from now. The phrasebook and tablet must remain in the caravan. Best demonstration of the Swedish language wins. Your time started when you first said "Swedish".	5	4	1	2	3
3	Stick your tongue out as far as it will go and keep it out until further notice. Every time Alex blows his whistle, you must lick the lemon, then the sherbet, then the ice lolly. Every time Alex honks his horn, you must hold your tongue in front of the fan for five seconds. The tongue that sticks out for the longest time wins.	2	3	4	1	5
4	Walk through this doorway wearing the longest shoes and the biggest hat. You must open the door and walk through this doorway wearing your long shoes and big hat within the next 20 minutes.	4	5	1	2	3
	Bonus: Most stylish.	1	0	0	0	0
5	Team Live: Write down five things that fit the category given by the Taskmaster. Your team will receive a point if both player write down the same thing. If someone from the other team writes the same word as you, that word must be wiped from the boards. The team with the most points wins. You have 30 seconds to write your things and must be silent and still throughout.	5	3	5	3	3
Total		18	20	14	10	19
Episode 9: It might be wind. (9 June 2022)
1	Prize: Best object with a handle.	5	2	1	4	3
2	Get the most surprising thing delivered to the Taskmaster house.	2	4	5	4	2
3	Make the longest cup snake and lie down next to it outside this building. You may only leave the building twice.	2	1	4	5	3
4	Poke a part of your body out of the shower curtain and waggle it about for 10 seconds. The Taskmaster will guess what part of the body it is. Biggest part of the body that the Taskmaster incorrectly identifies wins.	0	0	5	4	5
5	Live: Write down how many tin cans you think can fit in your bag. The highest predicted number fitted in a zipped-up bag within one minute wins. If you don't zip up your bag or fit your predicted number of tin cans in your bag, you will be disqualified.	5	DQ	4	DQ	DQ
Total		14	7	19	17	13
Episode 10: The House Queens. (16 June 2022)
1	Prize: Finest family heirloom.	4	5	4	2	4
2	Identify the liquids. Most accurately identified liquids wins.	4	3	4	4	5
3	Get the most ducks in Alex's basket. You may only hold one duck at a time. If Alex rings his backwards bell, you must walk backwards until he honks his forwards horn. Alex will pedal as fast as he can unless you say one of the magic words. If you say a magic word, Alex will rest for 10 seconds. All the magic words are single-use magic words.	3	DQ	5	DQ	4
4	Team: Record the best multi-track song about your team. You must record all six tracks with your voice or body and each person must record the same number of tracks. Most powerful multi-track song wins.	3	5	3	5	5
5	Live: Draw a life-size self-portrait. Your nose must be poking through your nose hole at all times. Most accurate self-portrait wins.	1	5	5	2	4
Total		15	18	21	13	22
Grand Total		153	157	170	142	173

Champion of Champions II

Episodes from Champion of Champions II:

Task	Description	Ed Gamble	Kerry Godliman	Liza Tarbuck	Lou Sanders	Richard Herring
Episode 1: The Alpine Darling. (23 June 2022)
S	Look the most like a champion in the Taskmaster titles. You must do five different heroic things for five seconds.	0	0	0	0	0
1	Prize: The thing that makes everyone go "Wow, that really is the greatest thing".	5	2	3	1	4
2	Feed yourself a grape in the most elaborate way.	2	4	3	2	5
3	Cut holes in and create a scene on this board so that when you and Alex stick parts of your body through the holes, it looks wonderful.	3	2	5	4	1
4	Get this duck into that pond. The duck must be launched from behind this rope and you must stay behind this rope during its journey. You may not move the rope or the pond.	1	4	3	5	2
5	Live: Pack either five bricks or five balloons in your bag. One at a time, you must then walk across the stage and place your bag on the circle near the Taskmaster, who will guess whether you were packing bricks or balloons. if he guesses correctly, you are eliminated. If you deceive him, you qualify for another round.	0	0	0	0	5
Total		11	12	14	12	17

Series 14

Episodes from Series 14:

Task	Description	Dara Ó Briain	Fern Brady	John Kearns	Munya Chawawa	Sarah Millican
Episode 1: The chassis, the wings. (29 September 2022)
1	Prize: Most jaw-dropping item.	4	5	1	2	4
2	What 10 films are you in?	1	3	2	5	4
3	Land loo roll in the loo. You must stay on the spot at all times.	5	4	1	2	3
4	Team: Create the best picture of a bird on the black square. You may not step on or do anything to the black square. Alex will walk towards you every time you name a different bird. Alex will stop moving every time you name a different fish.	2	2	2	5	5
5	Live: Get the most weight on the seesaw without popping the balloon. Taking it in turns, you must place a single item of your additional clothing in the triangular basket. If you pop the balloon, you get zero points.	5	3	5	0	2
Total		17	17	11	14	18
Episode 2: Enormous hugeness. (6 October 2022)
1	Prize: Best thing you nearly keep throwing away but can't quite bring yourself to.	5	3	1	4	3
2	Print, laminate and distribute the most signs. Each of your signs must be placed on a different seat and all your signs must have a different instruction.	5	4	1	2	3
	Obey all your signs.	5	2	1	5	3
3	Put five grapes in the little bowl. You must wear the flippers as gloves for the entire five minutes.	5	0	3	4	2
4	Sort the ducks and socks. Ducks go in the front bucket. Socks go in the back bucket. All ducks and socks must travel along both treadmills then fall directly into the correct bucket. If a duck or sock lands on the floor, you may not retrieve it.	5	2	1	4	3
	Bonus: Most correctly paired socks.	2	0	0	0	0
5	Team Live: Make the Taskmaster say your words. Each team will ask one question at a time and each question must be made up of exactly six words. Also, each team member must take it in turns to say two words of each question.	3	3	3	2	2
Total		30	14	10	21	16
Episode 3: Dafty in the middle. (13 October 2022)
1	Prize: Thing that you most want on a Sunday morning.	4	3	5	1	2
2	Team: Place half your hands on half your hips and leave them there until the second part of the task is over. Also, the hands that are on hips must only touch those hips until the second part of the task is over.	0	0	0	5	5
	Team: With your hands on those hips at all times, put the most sand in the shopping trolley. You may only move the shopping trolley when there is one minute left on the clock.
	Sabotage your team in the next task. If your team loses the task, you win five points. If your team wins the task, you win zero points. If your team accuses you of sabotaging the task, you win zero points.	-	-	5	-	-
3	Identify the ice cream flavours. You must find every flavour delicious.	5	4	4	1	2
4	Catch something.	5	4	2	1	3
5	Live: Predict whether an item will create a higher or lower number of decibels than the previous item. If you are wrong, you are out.	3	3	4	3	5
Total		17	14	20	11	17
Episode 4: Crumbs in my bralette. (20 October 2022)
1	Prize: Greatest addition to a garden.	4	1	3	2	5
2	Turn on the bubble machine. You may not step off or move the doormat.	4	3	2	1	5
3	Get this tarpaulin completely in one of the containers. You have a maximum of five minutes and you must select your container before you touch the tarpaulin. Also, you must tidy everything up within those five minutes.	4	3	2	1	5
4	Write down five wonderful words.	2	4	4	2	5
	Write a classic song. You must write lyrics for a piece of classical music. Your lyrics must contain your five wonderful words.
5	Live: Throw your egg and your spoon the same distance. Both egg and spoon must cross the qualifying line. If either your egg or your spoon fall off the Knappett, you are disqualified. The most distanced egg and spoon each round are out. If your egg doesn't break, your distance is halved.	5	4	1	3	2
Total		19	15	12	9	22
Episode 5: Chip Biffington. (27 October 2022)
1	Prize: Most useless thing that you've bought that costs over £20.	4	3	5	3	2
2	Get the most pleasure from all of these rubber chutes.	2	5	3	4	4
3	Team: Perform the best routine to this musical backing.	5	5	5	4	4
4	Place one luggage trolley a certain distance away from the line. Then, starting behind the line, strike that trolley with another luggage trolley. If you strike the first luggage trolley with another luggage trolley, you may move the first luggage trolley further away. You may not move any unsuccessful luggage trolleys.	3	1	5	4	2
5	Team Live: One member of your team must write down 10 animals in two minutes.	5	5	5	5	5
	Team Live: Communicate the other team's animals to your team members by saying the letter that comes before it in the alphabet over and over whilst doing an impression of that animal.
Total		19	19	23	20	17
Episode 6: Long-legged lobster. (3 November 2022)
1	Prize: Best thing you've ever received in the post.	2	1	3	4	5
2	Within 30 seconds of opening this task, you must pick up both milk bottles and hold them directly above the microwaves. The clock stops when a milk bottle, hand or arm touches a microwave or is no longer directly above a microwave. Lowest number on the clock wins, but if the clock reaches zero, you are disqualified.	1	2	4	3	5
3	Get to the end of the lanes in exactly the same amount of time. That time must be under one minute. Also, you must mirror yourself during your attempts.	2	1	4	3	5
	Bonus: Most stylish mirroring.	0	0	1	1	0
4	Strike the bullseye with your paint. You must only step on the stepping stones and you must step on all the stepping stones. Also, your hands must be below your waist at all times.	DQ	DQ	DQ	DQ	DQ
5	Live: Paint a picture of a unicorn using your head brush. You may not handle your head brush at any point.	5	2	1	3	4
Total		10	6	13	14	19
Episode 7: The system of endless plates. (10 November 2022)
1	Prize: The thing you would most like to have with you on a car journey.	3	4	2	1	5
2	Choose a room and a weapon, then wait further instructions.	4	0	5	0	0
	Pop 99 red balloons. You must use your weapon to pop your 99 red balloons. Shout "Stop it!" when you think you've popped precisely 99 red balloons.
3	Team: Get this feather into the bath. You must not touch the feather and the feather must not touch the ground. After the feather has left its cushion, it must not touch a single thing for more than five seconds in total. The cushion must not leave the lab. If you make any mistake at all, Alex will blow his whistle and you must start all over again. Finally, you must not say any words at any point from now on.	5	5	5	2	2
4	Make an exercise ball touch Bernard. Bernard can't move. You may launch an exercise ball from behind the line and may not touch any balls after each launch.	4	2	5	DQ	3
5	Live: Blow an item the furthest on the Knappett. If your item falls from the Knappett, you are disqualified. The person who blows something the least far each round is eliminated unless someone is disqualified. You must all select your blowers and items for each round before any blowing commences and you must not use the same blower or item twice.	5	5	1	5	5
Total		21	16	18	8	15
Episode 8: The one that bats do. (17 November 2022)
1	Prize: Best fancy dress.	3	5	1	3	2
2	Team: Come up with a secret language that doesn't use words.	0	0	0	5	5
	Secretly give this instruction to your teammate. You may not say or write any of the words in the instruction.
	Feed three giraffes and an elephant to the clown.
3	Pin an alluring tail on the alluring animal while blindfolded.	4	1	3	5	2
4	Find the back of your hand.	0	4	0	5	5
5	Team Live: Guess the fully-extended length of the extendable item.	2	2	2	3	3
Total		9	12	6	21	17
Episode 9: A new business end. (24 November 2022)
1	Prize: Most underestimated item.	3	3	2	1	3
2	Snort, then blow a raspberry, then whistle, then repeat that sequence for one minute.	3	2	2	5	4
3	Write a one-minute one-person play.	4	5	5	1	5
	Stage and perform this one-minute one-person play.	5	5	4	2	3
4	Choose one item from each plinth and bring them into the lab.	2	5	4	3	1
	Paint a self-portrait using your brush or sausage on your other chosen object. You must use the business end of your brush or sausage and in your self-portrait, you must be wielding your brush or sausage.
5	Live: Tie your towel as tightly as possible around your body.	5	3	2	4	2
	Live: Place your hands on your head and keep them there until the end of the task. Get your towel completely in your bucket.
Total		22	23	19	16	18
Episode 10: Did I meet these potatoes before? (1 December 2022)
1	Prize: The thing of yours that the Taskmaster would most like to own.	2	1	3	1	1
2a	Order three things for your final task. You may spend up to £50.	0	0	0	0	0
3	Eat the grape. You must not damage the caravan or climb out the window.	5	3	1	2	4
4	Team: Sculpt your team. Only one person may look at the clay and that person may not touch the clay.	3	3	3	5	5
2b	Throw one of your objects over the caravan. Then completely cover one of your items with one of your other items. Then put the covered item on the wooden barrel without touching that item with your hands.	5	1	3	4	2
5	Live: Land a balloon nearest the Taskmaster. You must stay on your spot at all times. If you strike the Taskmaster with a balloon, you're disqualified.	5	DQ	2	4	3
Total		20	8	12	16	15
Grand Total		184	144	144	150	174

Taskmaster's New Year Treat III

Episode from Taskmaster's New Year Treat III:

Task	Description	Amelia Dimoldenberg	Carol Vorderman	Greg James	Mo Farah	Rebecca Lucy Taylor
1	Prize: The thing which Greg would be most surprised that you own.	3	4	1	5	2
2	Count all the dots on this card. You may not touch or mark the card. You must answer the door and obey the instructions every time the doorbell rings.	3	4	5	2	1
3	Recreate the picture that Alex is holding. Your face must not move from this position. Alex will show you the picture for five seconds when you've finished reading the task and then for a further three seconds every time you land a ball in the bucket.	2	1	4	3	4
4	Put the most carp pellets in the fishbowl. You must not bend at the waist or knees at any point.	1	2	3	5	4
5	Live: Obey Greg's instructions. You must only obey the instructions which start with "Greg says".	5	3	1	5	3
Total		14	14	14	20	14

Series 15

Episodes from Series 15:

Task	Description	Frankie Boyle	Ivo Graham	Jenny Eclair	Kiell Smith-Bynoe	Mae Martin
Episode 1: The curse of politeness. (30 March 2023)
1	Prize: Most dependable thing that weighs about 1kg.	3	1	2	4	5
2	Have the best first dance at a wedding with Alex. You can choose whatever music you want, but must be wearing these headphones throughout. Your first dance must last no more than a minute.	1	2	3	5	4
3	Completely unwind this ball of string. Your time started when you said Alex's name.	1	2	4	3	5
	Back: Put a neat ball of string on the cushion. You do not have to unwind the ball of string.
4	Get all the rubber rings on your bargepole. You may not touch the bargepole or rubber rings at any point.	2	4	2	3	5
5	Live: Throw your items into your bucket. You must select one item when Alex blows his whistle. You must then throw that item when Alex blows his whistle again. If your bucket falls, you are disqualified. You must stay on your spot and you must not move your spot.	5	DQ	5	DQ	DQ
Total		12	9	16	15	19
Episode 2: Trapped in a loveless marriage. (6 April 2023)
1	Prize: The object which, whenever you look at it, makes you feel the weirdest.	4	3	1	5	1
2	Compose a solo for this musician. The solo must be original and less than 30 seconds long.	4	5	5	5	4
	Make something that looks like this musician's musical instrument, then mime to your new solo. You may not use a musical instrument in the creation of your musical instrument.
3	Team: Build the highest bridge over the middle of the red green and balance the potato on the middle of the bridge. The potato may not be anchored in any way. If anything touches the red green, you must put everything back where you found it, tut and go back to the drawing board.	5	5	3	3	3
4	Achieve the most impressive effect with a single breath.	3	1	1	1	4
5	Live: Create a recognisable picture of an animal on the back of your t-shirt using the equipment provided. You must stay on your spot, and you must not move your spot. If you create the same animal as someone else, you will both be disqualified.	DQ	3	5	DQ	4
Total		16	17	15	14	16
Episode 3: I love to squander promise. (13 April 2023)
1	Prize: Most heroic thing.	3	4	5	1	2
2	Exit the caravan exactly 20 minutes after you entered the caravan. Also, to complete the task, you must write down and say 40 words. Each word must either be the same length or shorter than the previous word.	4	5	3	DQ	DQ
3	Catch the potatoes in the potato hat. You must be sitting on the catching stool wearing your potato hat and you must not touch anything at any point. Anything in your hat that is not a potato will be subtracted from your potato total.	1	2	4	3	5
4	Team: Choreograph the most elaborate and enthralling fight scene, then perform it in slow motion. Your fight scene must take five minutes and will then be sped up so that it lasts one minute.	5	5	4	4	4
5	Live: Know the most facts about sausages.	3	5	4	1	3
Total		16	21	20	9	14
Episode 4: How heavy is the water? (20 April 2023)
1	Prize: Most fun thing to wear on your head that you aren't supposed to wear on your head.	5	1	4	3	2
2	Strike the most drum skins and cymbals with a single throw of a bouncy ball.	4	1	3	2	5
3	Make the fastest egg boat. Your egg boat must look like a boat and transport an egg. If your egg boat sinks or loses its egg, you are disqualified. Also, all your materials must start with the same letter and you can't order anything boaty.	DQ	3	4	5	2
4	First to complete a line or four corners wins.	3	2	4	3	1
5	Live: Pour your sand into the other bottle. You must pour your sand from at least a foot above your other bottle. If there is a break in your sand stream, you are disqualified.	DQ	DQ	DQ	DQ	DQ
Total		12	7	15	13	10
Episode 5: Old Honkfoot. (27 April 2023)
1	Prize: Luckiest thing.	3	3	2	5	4
2	Fake something.	5	4	2	2	4
3	Play the instrument indicated by the light. Each time you play an instrument correctly, another will be added to the sequence until you make a mistake.	5	2	3	2	5
	Bonus: The person who sounds the least worst.	0	0	0	1	0
4	Team: Salvage the most spoons. You may not leave the lab and all spoons must be salvaged with a magnet. Your salvager must not remove their headwear. Also, from now on, you must speak in a very high-pitched voice.	DQ	DQ	5	5	5
5	Team Live: Stuff all these things in your teammate's outfit. If you're wearing a special outfit, you must stay on your spot with your hands on your head at all times.	0	0	5	5	5
	Team Live: Say how many things you stuffed in your teammate's outfit. If you're correct, your points are doubled. If you're wrong, the other team gets your points.	-	-	5	5	5
Total		13	9	22	25	28
Episode 6: It's my milk now. (4 May 2023)
1	Prize: Best thing to play about with in your bathroom.	5	3	1	4	2
2	Invent an imaginary companion, then complete a domestic task with your imaginary companion. Your imaginary companion must either be much taller or much littler than you.	5	4	2	3	4
3	Efficiently shell an egg. You may not touch any part of any egg with your hands and you may only break the shell of one of the eggs.	1	3	2	4	5
4	Bash the big bell with the bowling ball. Fastest gets five points. Slowest gets four points. Nobody else gets any points. You must stay off the grass unless you are wearing gold shoes. If anything other than the bowling ball or gold shoes touches the grass, you are disqualified.	4	DQ	DQ	DQ	5
5	Live: Walk around the chairs listening to Greg's story, then sit on a chair when you hear a word containing two letter Ls. If you stop walking or touch a chair incorrectly, you are disqualified. If you fail to sit on a chair when you hear a word containing two letter Ls, you are disqualified.	3	4	2	1	5
Total		18	14	7	12	21
Episode 7: Schrödinger's egg. (11 May 2023)
1	Prize: Most brilliant thing that pops up.	5	4	3	2	1
2	Rotate the pulper wheel without pulping the egg. You must not move from this spot at any point. If you pulp the egg, you are disqualified.	4	5	DQ	3	DQ
3	Team: Completely free yourselves and have a team hug.	2	2	5	5	5
4	Write down a number between 0 and 100, a length of time between 1 minute and 20 minutes, five ingredients, a country, a noun and an adjective.	1	1	1	5	4
	Make a [adjective] [country adjectival] [noun]. You must use all these ingredients and you must also clap [number] times.
5	Live: Say the word given to you by the Taskmaster in the accent on the card you choose. The Taskmaster will guess what accent you are doing.	5	2	2	5	5
Total		17	14	11	20	15
Episode 8: 100% Bosco. (18 May 2023)
1	Prize: Best thing you take everywhere with you but struggle to fit in your bag.	4	4	5	4	4
2	Pile the pineapples on the path. You must not get wet.	1	4	3	2	5
3	Repurpose this umbrella and demonstrate its new purpose.	3	1	2	5	4
4	Put the most stuff on top of this jelly without breaking the jelly. If anything other than jelly touches the duck, you are disqualified.	5	DQ	1	4	DQ
5	Team Live: Using only the scratching posts, remove as many balls from your suit as possible. Your teammates may throw balls from the throwing spots throughout. The throwing spots may not be moved. Also, if you're in a team of three, the two non-suit wearers must hold hands throughout.	3	3	5	5	5
Total		16	12	16	20	18
Episode 9: A show about pedantry. (25 May 2023)
1	Prize: Sneakiest thing.	4	2	4	5	4
2	Team: Make these things the same colour as those things. People and bottles must stay on their spots at all times. You may perform 10 bottle stamps and two bottle squeezes.	5	5	5	5	5
3	Put three single-digit numbers in the slots then open the second task.	4	5	2	2	3
	Deliver a one-minute lecture about the year you selected. You may not leave the lab.
4	Make exactly 99 holes in this piece of paper. Your holes must have a diameter of at least three millimetres and form a recognisable picture or pattern. If you make more or fewer than 99 holes, you are disqualified. Also, if you look at Alex or speak to Alex at any point, you are disqualified.	5	DQ	DQ	4	DQ
5	Live: Combine two of your things to equal the height of the thing said by Greg. You may not use any of your things twice. Worst guess each round is eliminated.	2	4	1	5	3
Total		20	16	12	21	15
Episode 10: A yardstick for failure. (1 June 2023)
1	Prize: Best Greg Davies merchandise that isn't on the market but should be on the market.	1	4	3	2	5
2	Fill the glass up to the line from the furthest distance. If you use a hose and someone else uses a hose, both hose users are disqualified.	0	0	4	0	5
3	Do what Alex does immediately after Alex does it in exactly the same time as Alex does it. You must press your button when you're satisfied you have done what Alex has done. If you do not complete an activity, 10 seconds will be added to your time.	5	4	1	2	3
4	Team: Write the name of a profession in this hole, then open the task.	4	4	5	5	5
	Team: Perform an original lullaby for [your profession].
5	Live: Convince the Taskmaster that your feet are not in ice when they are in ice or that your feet are in ice when they aren't in ice. You must keep your feet either in ice or not in ice for 30 seconds before the Taskmaster makes his judgement. If the Taskmaster is correct, you are disqualified.	DQ	DQ	5	DQ	DQ
T	Scream the loudest with your mouth closed.	-	-	✔	-	✘
Total		10	12	18	9	18
Grand Total		150	131	152	158	174

Notes:

Series 16

Episodes from Series 16:

Task	Description	Julian Clary	Lucy Beaumont	Sam Campbell	Sue Perkins	Susan Wokoma
Episode 1: The natural friends. (21 September 2023)
1	Prize: Most wonderful wooden thing that they've owned for a while.	5	1	3	4	2
2	Build a tower out of the cans in the lab. You must put on your blindfold in this room and wear it properly for the rest of the task.	4	2	5	1	3
3	Team: Connect the most individual parts of one person to individual parts of another person. All members of your team must be connected.	5	5	5	2	2
	Team: Cross the finish line with all connections still connected.
4	Get the duck into the lake. You must not touch the beak. If the duck leaves the course, it must re-enter at the point it left the course. If your duck touches the boundary or a flamingo or a pineapple, one minute will be added to your time.	DQ	DQ	3	4	5
5	Live: Say whether you think the next item is heavier or lighter than the previous item. If you are wrong, you are eliminated.	5	5	5	2	2
Total		19	13	21	13	14
Episode 2: Hell is here. (28 September 2023)
1	Prize: Best sign.	1	2	3	5	4
2	Pull the sword from the stone. You may not force the sword or break the stone.	5	3	2	1	4
3	Make a cheeky picture on this piece of wood using nails and one continuous piece of wire. Also, if any egg timers stop, you must stare at the camera shaking your head for 10 seconds.	2	1	5	5	3
4	Make mischief.	3	2	1	4	5
5	Live: Write down one thing you like and one thing you don't like.	5	2	1	4	3
	Live: Draw your two things at the same time. You must be drawing with both hands and stare at the Taskmaster throughout.
T	Learn pi to the most decimal places.	-	-	-	✔	✘
Total		16	10	12	19	19
Episode 3: Languidly. (5 October 2023)
1	Prize: The present you've been given that raises the most questions.	4	3	5	2	1
2	Get the ball in the hole. Nothing may touch the ball. After you touch one tool, you may not touch another tool for one minute. If you decide to touch the welly, you must only do so with your foot.	5	3	4	1	2
3	Get underneath the most unique things. Alex will write down your things when you shout "I'm underneath it". If you get underneath something that someone else gets underneath, you both lose five things from your total.	4	2	5	4	1
4	Choose a new nickname based on something you do in the next 20 minutes.	1	4	5	3	2
5	Team Live: One member of your team must lie on three of the squares and go to sleep. After they have taken their position, they must not move until the task is over. Taking it in turns, the other team members must try to land their cushion in each of the three sleep squares.	5	5	5	0	0
Total		19	17	24	10	6
Episode 4: Dynamite chicks. (12 October 2023)
1	Prize: Best thing for a grown-up that is meant for a child.	4	5	1	3	2
2	Make a sausage. You can only use seven ingredients, each beginning with the letters of the word "sausage". You may not order sausages.	4	3	1	5	2
3	Team: Complete all the tasks, then put the tubs back on your heads. One person must be looking at a teammate at all times during the tasks. Also, one person must be shaking their head and smiling at all times during the tasks and one person must only shout.	5	5	5	2	2
4	Recreate a well-known piece of art on these memo squares. You must draw on every memo square, but you may only look at one memo square at a time.	3	1	5	5	3
5	Live: Write the name of a different animal on each face of your dice. The most boring animal rolled will be eliminated.	1	4	5	3	2
T	Tut the loudest.	-	✘	-	✔	-
Total		17	18	17	18	11
Episode 5: Skateboard Division. (19 October 2023)
1	Prize: Best thing that has five things on it.	4	2	1	3	5
2	Burst this balloon from the furthest distance. You must not be looking at the balloon when you burst it.	3	1	4	5	2
3	Make the most cool but scary gang using these eyes.	3	1	5	2	4
4	Get all the water in the vase. If you spill any water from the plate, you are disqualified. You may not leave the lab.	DQ	DQ	DQ	DQ	DQ
5	Live: Sip your drink. You may only touch the loo roll and you may not reach over the line.	5	3	4	2	2
Total		15	7	14	12	13
Episode 6: Brother Alex. (26 October 2023)
1	Prize: The greatest thing that makes quite a loud noise when you shake it.	2	4	5	3	1
2	Avoid the rubbish robots. You may not remove your blindfold at any point and at least one of your knees must be touching the floor throughout.	1	5	2	3	4
3	Team: Recreate your teammate's garage scene.	3	-	3	-	3
	Team: Instruct your teammates to recreate your garage scene. You may not say any of the words on any of the labels. You may not leave your location. Also, you must try on all the outfits in the basket one at a time and not mention anything about it to your teammates.	-	3	-	3	-
4	Present a piece called "Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes".	2	5	5	4	4
5	Live: Pass the pineapples amongst you for 15 seconds while the Taskmaster shuts his eyes and has a little think. When the Taskmaster opens his eyes, he will say if he thinks you are holding a pineapple behind your back or not. If he accuses you wrongly, you will get a point.	1	3	3	4	5
Total		9	20	18	17	17
Episode 7: I'm off to find a robin. (2 November 2023)
1	Prize: The thing that is most guaranteed to make you groan.	3	2	2	5	4
2	Do whatever you like with these switches for five minutes. You will then do a task in the lab for five minutes. The conditions in the lab will change according to when you switch the switches in here.	DQ	5	DQ	DQ	DQ
	Balance the most tees on the shelves. You must stay on the platform throughout the task.
3	Pie Wayne in the face. Wayne is outside the front door. You may not touch Wayne nor step on the red green. If you miss Wayne with the pie, you must copy Wayne's dance moves for 10 seconds.	4	DQ	3	DQ	5
4	Put yourself somewhere within the boundary. The person furthest from everyone else wins. The people closest together both lose two points. Also, throughout the task, you must behave really weirdly.	1	4	5	0	1
5	Live: Catch three balls on your head. After you've caught a ball, you must shout "ball". You may not step off your circles, move your circles, adjust your arms or touch the balls with your hands.	5	3	4	1	2
T	Live: From your seated position, fire the contents of your party popper furthest.	-	✔	✘	-	-
Total		13	14	14	6	12
Episode 8: Never packed a boot. (9 November 2023)
1	Prize: The best single-word object you own and love that gets the best reaction when introduced following a drum roll.	4	3	2	5	4
2	This is not a team task. Find the secret task. You must never be in the same room as each other. Whenever the air horn sounds, you must replace anything you are holding and change rooms. Everyone must find the secret task before the task ends.	0	0	1	-1	0
	This is the secret task. If you found this task fastest, you must choose one contestant who will lose five points. If you found it second fastest, you must choose one contestant who will lose one point. If you found it third fastest, you must choose one contestant who will get a special hat. If you found it fourth fastest, you must choose a contestant who will gain a point. If you found it slowest, you must choose one contestant who will gain five points. You must not choose yourself. You must shout the name of your contestant in 10 seconds from now.
3	Complete the fortune trail.	5	DQ	4	DQ	3
4	Convince a child you're asleep. You must either have a nap lasting one minute with your face visible throughout - during this nap, you must snore and sleepwalk - or you must have a nap lasting one minute where you are not in bed at all, but the child thinks you are. During this nap, you must snore and sleeptalk.	3	1	5	2	5
5	Team Live: Mime the proverb on your card. There will be three minute-long rounds. You must be waving at each other throughout your attempt, but you can make a single noise of the Taskmaster's choosing.	3	3	3	5	5
Total		15	7	15	11	17
Episode 9: Fagin at the disco. (16 November 2023)
1	Prize: The bit of old crap that Greg likes the best.	3	1	4	5	2
2	Drive across the finish line. You must obey all the rules of the road and must only stop your vehicle at a traffic signal. If you disobey a rule, Alex will blow his whistle and you must return to the start for a 10-second driving lesson.	DQ	3	2	5	4
3	Make Greg the best gift. Your items must cost no more than £50.	4	4	2	5	3
4	Feed the clown the most cards. No part of you must cross the threshold of the stage.	5	DQ	DQ	DQ	DQ
5	Live: Watch Alex's parade then answer the questions. You may not make any notes during the parade.	3	1	2	5	5
Total		15	9	10	20	14
Episode 10: Always forks and marbles. (23 November 2023)
1	Prize: The thing that, when you turn it round, gives you the biggest shock.	5	4	2	1	3
2	Do something shocking but family-friendly with this doughnut.	4	5	3	1	4
3	Demonstrate the most effective high-intensity four-part exercise routine. Each of your four exercises must be original and must take place on this mat. The first must last eight seconds, the second four, the third two and the fourth one second long.	5	2	4	3	3
4	Team: Give your guest the best service.	2	2	2	5	5
5	Live: Throw a ball into the bathtub from behind the rope. You may not touch the rope. If a ball ends up not in the bathtub, you are eliminated.	1	1	5	1	1
Total		17	14	16	11	16
Grand Total		155	129	161	137	139

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Taskmaster's New Year Treat IV

Episode from Taskmaster's New Year Treat IV:

Task	Description	Deborah Meaden	Kojey Radical	Lenny Rush	Steve Backshall	Zoe Ball
1	Prize: The most fun thing to be carrying when you enter a room full of people you don't know.	1	5	5	3	2
2	Eat these poppadoms. After each mouthful, you must lose a letter of the alphabet from your vocabulary, then either compliment Greg or insult Alex. Your insults and compliments must all be different. If you use a lost letter at any time, 10g will be added to your final poppadom weight.	5	1	2	4	3
3	Draw a picture of yourself eating some fruit on this tablet. You may not touch the touchscreen with any part of your hands. Also, throughout the task, you must become increasingly angry.	1	5	3	2	4
4	Make these things pop when the timer hits zero.	3	2	4	5	1
5	Live: Say whether the item will fit through the hole or not fit through the hole. If you get it right, you lose an egg.	3	1	5	4	3
Total		13	14	19	18	13

Champion of Champions III

Episodes from Champion of Champions III:

Task	Description	Dara Ó Briain	Kiell Smith-Bynoe	Morgana Robinson	Sarah Kendall	Sophie Duker
Episode 1: Spider in my pocket. (14 January 2024)
S	Star in the best chase sequence. Alex will chase you.	0	0	0	0	0
1	Prize: The best thing that you would wish for if you had one wish from a genie.	3	4	5	1	2
2	Be the best waiter. You must serve Alex all his food, drink and cutlery as it is currently set. If you drop or spill any items, you must clap for a full minute or else you will be disqualified. No running.	4	DQ	DQ	3	5
3	Give yourself a disadvantage for the next task.	3	5	5	3	3
	Put your hat on the Taskmaster's head from the furthest distance.	5	4	1	2	3
4	Do something really stupid. You must not hurt yourself or anyone else.	4	1	5	2	3
5	Live: Don't say the Taskmaster's favourite thing. Alex will say a category. One at a time, you must shout a thing that falls into that category within two seconds of the previous person. If you pause, repeat, make a mistake or say the Taskmaster's favourite thing, you are eliminated.	3	1	2	4	5
Total		22	15	18	15	21

Series 17

Episodes from Series 17:

Task	Description	Joanne McNally	John Robins	Nick Mohammed	Sophie Willan	Steve Pemberton
Episode 1: Grappling with my life. (28 March 2024)
1	Prize: Most glorious thing that sounds a bit like "Greg Davies" if you mumble it.	1	4	2	3	5
2	Do the riskiest thing involving this egg without breaking this egg.	4	5	DQ	DQ	DQ
3	Team: Create the best single picture of an animal doing something surprising. All six blinds must be fully and equally involved in your picture. You may not see each other's work and you may only say two words at a time. After the task, your pieces will be lined up next to each other in this order: 1) Shortest Wikipedia entry, 2) Best show at the Edinburgh Fringe winner, 3) Smallest shoe size, 4) The person whom Alex said "hello" to first, 5) Most Twitter followers, 6) Lowest-scoring full name in Scrabble. You may not move outside of your segment.	3	3	5	3	5
4	Hoopla Gary before he crosses the finish line. Your time is doubled every time one of your limbs gets wet.	5	3	2	0	4
5	Live: Bring your sausage to life. You may not write any words on your drawing.	5	3	1	2	4
T	Which chess piece is not in the peas chest?	✘	✘	-	-	✔
Total		18	18	10	8	18
Episode 2: Jumungo. (4 April 2024)
1	Prize: The most fun thing to turn upside down.	5	3	4	1	5
2	Rescue the cat. The cat must come out of the top hole. Your head may not enter the dome. The door must remain closed.	2	4	3	1	5
3	Team: Do the most epic thing using green material and this green screen onesie.	5	5	4	5	4
4	Stick the heaviest thing to the board using three of the ingredients on the shelves. Once you've chosen your ingredients, you may not change your mind. You must choose your thing in the first two minutes.	3	DQ	DQ	5	4
5	Team Live: Guess the movie that your teammate is saying. Your teammate can only say the first three letters of each word of the movie title.	5	5	3	5	3
Total		20	17	14	17	21
Episode 3: Some impropriety? (11 April 2024)
1	Prize: The best thing for a person that is meant for an animal.	4	5	1	3	2
2	Work out who is following you. You must stare at the duck at all times and take an average-length step towards the duck every time it quacks. If the person following you agrees with you, they will say the name of a mammal. If the person following you disagrees with you, they will say the name of a bird. If the person following you doesn't know if they agree or disagree with you, they will say the name of an amphibian.	5	4	2	DQ	3
3	Complete the jobstacle course. Each job must be completed to a satisfactory-quality level. The baby must remain in the baby carrier at all times except during nappy change.	3	5	1	2	4
4	Create tension.	5	3	4	1	4
5	Live: Catch the most monsters in your boxes. The monsters must propel themselves from the table.	1	5	2	3	4
Total		18	22	10	9	17
Episode 4: Apropos of Apoppo. (18 April 2024)
1	Prize: The greatest thing to give to a granny.	1	5	3	2	4
2	Work out who you are shaking hands with. You must only shake hands with the hands and you may not handle the hands in any other way. You may chop off a total of three fingers and one thumb but if you set off the health and safety emergency alarm, you are disqualified. Also, you may not look around, over, under or through the fence.	4	3	5	2	1
3	Create the biggest and best dot-to-dot picture.	2	5	1	5	3
4	Team: Fastest team to (go to the lab,) discover the (cake, eat one half, put the) other half (in the post box, put a flower on top) of this (task and then sit on top of this) task wins (five points.) You must (not necessarily) always hold hands. (That's up to you.)	5	5	4	5	4
5	Live: Pass all your loo roll through your loo roll inner tube. If your loo roll breaks at any point, you must put down your loo roll and put both your hands in the air for 10 seconds before carrying on.	5	DQ	DQ	DQ	DQ
Total		17	18	13	14	12
Episode 5: Snooker cue umbrella chin. (25 April 2024)
1	Prize: Most extraordinary picture.	1	5	4	3	2
2	Be the most impressive load bearer. You must stand on the doormat, wave with one hand above your head and give a nice big thumbs up with the other whilst bearing the most impressive load. Your load must not be touching anything other than you.	1	4	5	2	3
3	Take the most dramatic photo of yourself in mid-air. You may take five photos.	4	4	1	5	4
4	Tie yourself to the bed. You must be horizontal whilst in the lab. If you pull down the terrible tie, you are disqualified.	4	3	2	5	DQ
5	Live: Park a vehicle in the parking bay. Your vehicle must be rolled whilst standing on the spot and the worst parker each round is eliminated.	2	4	3	1	5
Total		12	20	15	16	14
Episode 6: A three ring man. (2 May 2024)
1	Prize: The best thing that you can get into.	4	2	1	3	5
2a	Make a bespoke personal hamper for [the contestant before you in the alphabet].	0	0	0	0	0
3	Have the most exciting thumb war with Alex.	4	3	3	1	5
4	Team: Make the most moves on the movement circles. Your teammate must flip a bottle, then throw a dart at each dartboard to create a move. If they get a bulls-eye, you have free choice. Also, if they successfully land the bottle flip, your teammate may place a dart anywhere in the dartboard.	5	5	2	5	2
2b	Create a picture of the person who gave you this hamper using the contents of this hamper.	2	3	4	5	4
5	Team Live: Completely cover your teammate in rubber rings. Catchers must face the Taskmaster at all times with their hands above their head. Throwers must stay behind the white line.	5	5	DQ	5	DQ
Total		20	18	10	19	16
Episode 7: Dream date territory. (9 May 2024)
1	Prize: Snazziest hollow thing.	2	1	3	5	4
2	What have you caught? You may only give one answer.	3	4	5	2	0
3	Perform a recognisable piece of classical music without using any musical instrument. You may not hum, sing, whistle or that sort of thing.	3	4	5	2	1
4	Take Alex to one side and do the following things to him: Confess your favourite piece of kitchen equipment, scream a body part of your choice in his face, declare a gardening tool in a silly voice.	4	5	3	2	1
	Get the most orange juice in the vase. Only your chosen items may touch oranges.
5	Live: Paint a face on your ball. You may not touch your balls with anything other than your tools. Also, you may not remove your helmet.	1	4	3	5	2
Total		13	18	19	16	8
Episode 8: The umbrella wink. (16 May 2024)
1	Prize: The thing of yours Greg would most like to squeeze in his mighty hands.	4	2	5	2	3
2	Flick, flip and flap a flip-flop, flan and flapjack. You may only flick, flip and flap once.	3	5	1	2	4
3	In the next task, you must say the word "umbrella" five times. If you say the word "umbrella" five times and no-one else says the word "umbrella", you get two bonus points. Your teammates must hear you say your umbrellas and you must not mention the concept of a bonus task. If you fail, you lose two points.	-	-	2	2	-
	In the next task, you must lie on the floor for 30 seconds. If you lie on the floor for 30 seconds without anyone questioning why you're lying on the floor, you get two bonus points. If you fail, you lose two points.	2	-	-	-	2
	In the next task, you must get something from the caravan, the shed, the hutch and the toilet before the task is finished. If you get something from all those places without anyone questioning why you're getting something from all those places, you get two bonus points. If you fail, you lose two points.	-	2	-	-	-
	Team: Put the watermelon on this table. The table may not be moved. Once you leave this room, you may not re-enter this room. Also, you may not step on the stage and the watermelon may not touch the stage, floor or ground. Finally, you must speak into your hand-held microphones at all times.	5	5	DQ	5	DQ
4	Make this mannequin come alive.	1	3	3	2	5
5	Live: Write down a letter of the alphabet.	2	5	4	1	3
	Live: Every time Greg asks you a question, you must write down an answer. Last correct answer placed on the board is eliminated.
Total		17	22	15	14	17
Episode 9: Assistantbury. (23 May 2024)
1	Prize: Most splendid spherical thing.	3	4	1	2	5
2	Create a new tradition to celebrate Assistant's Day.	4	3	5	1	2
3	Peg a sock, bin a sock, then don a sock on an appendage. Each single action must take place between bleeps.	4	5	2	3	1
4	Make the back of your head look like the front of a head. You may not just make a mask. You must demonstrate your new front-of-head in action.	3	5	2	2	4
5	Live: Bounce a ball on the bar. In round one, your ball must bounce once before falling off the bar. In round two, your ball must bounce twice before falling off the bar, and so on. Each player has one life.	5	4	4	2	2
Total		19	21	14	10	14
Episode 10: Ambience and information. (30 May 2024)
1	Prize: The thing that gives the most hope for the future of the human race.	5	1	2	3	4
2	Find and complete the real task. Each task has a 1% chance of being the real task.	DQ	4	DQ	3	5
	Peg all the tasks to the washing line.
3	Hug your special friend. Every time you touch a letter, you must turn it over and one minute will be added to your time.	4	3	1	5	2
4	Team: Present the best new short-form shiny floor American gameshow. Alex will be the contestant, one of you must be his rival and somebody must win.	5	5	3	5	3
	Bonus: Best new gameshow catchphrase.	1	1	0	1	0
5	Live: Crawl around behind the wall for 20 seconds. On Greg's command, you must then pop up from behind the wall. If Greg correctly predicts where you will pop up, you will be eliminated. If there is a tie in the final, the round is replayed.	2	4	5	4	2
Total		17	18	11	21	16
Grand Total		171	192	131	144	153

Series 18

Episodes from Series 18:

Task	Description	Andy Zaltzman	Babátúndé Aléshé	Emma Sidi	Jack Dee	Rosie Jones
Episode 1: The faceless facilitators. (12 September 2024)
1	Prize: Best thing that has been inside you.	1	2	4	3	5
2	Do not say any of this out loud. Carry out each instruction before reading the next. You must remain silent until you've completed all four instructions. Stare at camera number one for at least thirty seconds without smiling. Eat an imaginary fly that has just landed on you. Act like you don't like how it feels in your stomach at all. Look under the 6th, 33rd, 56th, and 91st letters of this task.	3	1	4	5	2
	Say a word beginning with Q.
3	Knock over exactly 100 cans. You must throw all five balls and pull one rope nice and hard. You must stay on the spot at all times and you may not move the spot.	DQ	2	3	5	4
4	Do the most beautiful thing with bubbles.	5	4	2	3	1
5	Live: Drink the vinegar. On your turn, you can either drink from one straw or not drink at all and get a clue from Alex instead. You must stand on the spot when choosing your straw and you must never stray from the spot. Only the vinegar drinker wins.	0	0	0	0	5
Total		9	9	13	16	17
Episode 2: ...and then a detective comes in. (19 September 2024)
1	Prize: The most serious object that looks quite silly.	4	1	2	3	5
S	Wear this outfit throughout one future task and your points will be doubled for that task.	0	0	0	0	0
2a	Remember these 10 fine people.	0	0	0	0	0
3	Team: Become the best multi-headed creature. Your creature must prove they are the best by doing something impressive. Also, during that impressive thing, they must speak one word at a time and explain what it is they are doing and why it is impressive.	2	2	2	2	2
4	Capture the most remarkable footage on this doorbell camera.	2	2	3	4	5
2b	Identify these 10 fine people.	2	3	5	8	2
5	Live: Spin the wheel the same number of times or more as the person before you. If you land on gold, you are automatically through to the next round and the next person has to spin it one more time than the previous person. Otherwise, you must land on the same colour each time or else you're eliminated.	2	5	4	3	1
Total		12	13	16	20	15
Episode 3: The gangsters of the sea. (26 September 2024)
1	Prize: The object with the most soul.	4	5	2	3	1
2	Put a rocket in your pocket.	2	3	1	5	4
	If you draw, make or write your own rocket, that doesn't count as an actual rocket unless you are a rocket scientist. If you are not a rocket scientist, you must now put two rockets in your pockets.		-		-	-
	If you swear at any point after drawing, making or writing your own rocket, you must now put three rockets in your pockets.	-	-		-	-
3	Recreate a famous 2D piece of art in 3D.	5	5	5	5	5
4	Team: Win the pub quiz by cheating. If the quizmaster notices you cheating, you will lose a point and you must use a different method of cheating.	5	5	5	4	4
5	Live: Rustle Russell, fill Phil, mark Mark, rob Rob and pat Pat. When Alex blows his whistle, you must all either immediately say one word to the person next to you or perform one action. The people may only say yes or no. If you perform the wrong action, you are disqualified. You will then meet a new person.	5	DQ	0	DQ	0
Total		21	18	13	17	14
Episode 4: I'm a girl who likes a clean line. (3 October 2024)
1	Prize: The thing most likely to make Greg say "Oh, Christ, now that is badass!".	5	2	2	2	4
2	Push the envelope the furthest.	4	2	1	5	3
3	Take a bite out of Alex's carrot. Alex will ring his bell every 10 seconds. You must laugh constantly throughout. You must both only walk at gentle pace.	4	10	1	3	2
4	Pick the Taskmaster's locket from its pocket. Every time you pick an incorrect pocket, you must high-five Alex. If you touch, tamper or peek into a pocket you must pick it.	0	3	5	2	4
5	Team Live: Gather a herd of animals with exactly 22 legs. You may not harm any animals. You may only use animals on this side of the wall and you may not use each other. On Alex's whistle, you must hurl one of your herd over the wall. When your herd has 22 legs, only then may you don your tutus.	5	5	5	0	0
Total		18	22	14	12	13
Episode 5: Big stupid things. (10 October 2024)
TBA
Episode 6: A dance as old as time itself. (17 October 2024)
TBA
Episode 7: Captain Jackie and the hotdog. (24 October 2024)
TBA
Grand Total		60	62	56	65	59

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