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Aisling Bea is an Irish comedian and actor. She has appeared on Live at the Apollo, QI, The Last Leg and was a team captain on 8 Out of 10 Cats. She also stars in Netflix show Living with Yourself alongside Paul Rudd and created and stars in Channel 4 comedy-drama This Way Up.

In 2017, Bea appeared in Series 5 of Taskmaster, finishing fourth with 126 points. She was the guest on episode 64 of Taskmaster The Podcast.

Performance[]

Task Description Aisling Bea
Episode 1: Dignity intact. (13 September 2017)
1 Prize: Something that makes the most excellent noise. She showed her flower pants in this one 3
2 Give Alex a special cuddle. 3
3 Get Alex onto dry land as elegantly as possible. Alex must remain dry. 3
4 Get the basketball through the hoop. You may not touch the basketball with your hands. You may not wear gloves or anything that could reasonably be construed to be gloves. 3
5 Live: Get one item of fruit into the fishbowl. You may not leave or move your chair. You may not throw your fruit. 1
Total 13
Episode 2: The leprechaun or the lesbian. (20 September 2017)
1 Prize: Hippest item of headwear. 3
2 Make the best coconut flinging machine. 2
3 Paint the best rainbow scene. You may not open the lab door until the task is complete. 5
4 There is a loaf of bread in the lab. Slice the loaf as neatly as possible. You may use one tool only and that tool must be found in this caravan. DQ
5 Team: Achieve the greatest splat. One teammate must be splatted for the splat to be valid. 2
6 Live: With your face placed firmly in your hole at all times, paint the most recognisable animal, vegetable or mineral. You must incorporate your face in the picture. 5
Total 17
Episode 3: Phoenix. (27 September 2017)
1 Prize: Thing they're actually proudest of. 3
2 Remove the table tennis ball from the pipe. The pipe must not move. DQ
3 Make this coconut look like a businessman. 3
4 Items: Jelly, Weetabix, Twiglet
Eat one item.
2
Balance one item on top of the red pole. The item must stay balanced until the entire task is complete. You may not take the pole out of the ground.
Standing behind this rope, throw one item into the bucket. You may retrieve the item if it misses, but you must be stood behind the rope on every throw. You may not move the rope or the bucket.
5 Live: Play table tennis with words. When the ball is within striking distance, you must say a word while pretending to hit the ball with your bat. That word must begin with the last letter of the previous word. If you fail to say a word within the time it would take you to hit a ball, you are out. After saying a word, you must run to the back of the opposite queue. 5
Total 13
Episode 4: Residue around the hoof. (4 October 2017)
1 Prize: Most extraordinary souvenir. 5
2 Make Marmite. 3
3 Team: Do something remarkable synchronised. 3
4 Wearing this blindfold, blow up this balloon so that its circumference is the same as the length of a standard cucumber. 3
Spot the difference. Have a look at the scene in front of you and explain exactly what's changed since you put the blindfold on. 5
5 Sneeze. DQ
6 Live: Stand on one leg for the longest whilst playing a game of Greg says, Alex says. Your raised foot must remain above the balloon at all times and may not touch any other item. 5
T Back throw a Swede.
Total 24
Episode 5: A wind-dried puffin. (11 October 2017)
1 Prize: Most high octane item. 3
2 Put the biggest thing inside this balloon. The balloon must then be successfully inflated, tied, and bigger than your head. 5
3 Generate a watercooler moment involving this watercooler. 2
4 Make the tallest tower of cans on this table. Also, whilst building your tower, you must shake Alex's hand and say you're from a different country once every 10 seconds. Alex will blow his whistle every 10 seconds. 1
5 Live: Find the Finns. You may each ask one question to one person. You must then write down which number you think is a Finn. 4
Total 15
Episode 6: Spoony Neeson. (18 October 2017)
1 Prize: Best thing they've made themselves. 4
2 Balance Alex. You may not use humans to balance Alex.. 3
3 With this camera strapped to your head, record the most incredible footage. 4
S Have your photo taken with this golden pineapple in other esteemed company. 0
4 Using this flame, light the candle in the caravan. 1
5 Live: Make yourself monotone. 5
Total 17
Episode 7: Boing boing. (25 October 2017)
1 Prize: Most surprisingly expensive item. 3
2 Wearing that blindfold at all times, travel as far as possible in three minutes. Alex will be at your side at all times because he is a strong, independent, handsome man. On removing the blindfold, you will then have another three minutes to retrace your steps to your starting position. 4
3 Muster the biggest coconut bobsleigh team. You may only use items from the caravan to secure your coconuts. You'll be disqualified if you use any item used by another contestant. 5
4 Vote for which contestant you think should receive five bonus points. The contestant who receives the most votes will receive five bonus points. You may vote for yourself. If, however, you vote for yourself and fail to receive the most votes, you will lose two points. 0
5 Make a funny little flick-book film. The mat beneath your feet is the paper. The camera above your head will take photos of your paper. 3
6 Live: Send the most things to the Taskmaster. Items must travel via zipline and land on your segment of the Taskmaster's table. You may not move from your current position. 2
Total 17
Episode 8: Their water's so delicious. (1 November 2017)
1 Prize: Most awkward item for somebody else to take home. 2
2 Get this coconut as far from here as possible. You may not touch the ground. You may not step on anything more than once. The coconut may not travel by car. 3
3 Create the best graph. 3
4 Team: Write and perform a song about this woman. 2
5 Live: Throw the egg through the hoop and catch it as many times as possible. You may not touch the net or post. 0
Total 10
Grand Total 126

Trivia[]

  • Aisling is one of 8 contestants to never win an episode.
    • She is also one of two contestants to never win a single episode despite getting the joint highest score in an episode because they lost the tiebreak, the other being Romesh Ranganathan.

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